"Cam Newton can't be sexist because he only alienates his male teammates" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Oct 6, 2017·Sorry Not Sorry

#7133#PMT-2017-1006-7133

Cam Newton can't be sexist because he only alienates his male teammates

All Cam Newton really had to do, if we're being honest, is just be like, hey, if I'm so sexist, how come I only alienate my male teammates? How come I refuse to dive on balls when men are there? I cross to the other side of the street when I see men on a loose ball.

Opinion Football Scorching SubjectiveSarcastic

This is a satirical joke and cannot be evaluated for factual correctness.

More from this episode

View episode

Loss

Take Slip·Oct 6, 2017

#29588#PMT-2017-1006-29588

PFT Commenter

Roberto Aguayo will return to the Buccaneers to replace Nick Folk

What's that sound I hear? All that wrestling in the distance. That's [Roberto] Aguayo coming back to claim what was once his, the prodigal son returning to Tampa.

Prediction Football Medium

The Buccaneers did not re-sign Aguayo; they signed Patrick Murray to replace Nick Folk later that season.

Win

Take Slip·Oct 6, 2017

#7114#PMT-2017-1006-7114

Big Cat

Dirk Koetter is a trash head coach

I think I officially am saying Dirk Koetter's trash. And I'm basing this off one game that I watched. It was a primetime game... Dirk Koetter, you are in the trash pile.

Hot Take Football Hot

Koetter was fired in 2018 after a mediocre tenure, validating the 'trash' assessment in the context of NFL coaching standards.

Void

Take Slip·Oct 6, 2017

#7116#PMT-2017-1006-7116

Big Cat

There are only two tiers of NFL quarterbacks: those who suck and those who can win a Super Bowl

NFL quarterback situation, there's no tiers. There's no elite and non-elite. It's just either you suck or you can win a Super Bowl. And Jameis Winston will, in my estimation, will ever be a really good sucky quarterback.