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Chad Johnson is a coward for no-showing his XFL trial

Chad Johnson [is on the hot seat] because he didn't show up for his XFL trial, unlike me... No-showed, because he knew that there was a superior alpha that had already gone down there and kicked the shit out of balls. He's a coward.

This is a comedic characterization of Chad Johnson's absence.

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Loss
Jan 22, 2020
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Kyle Shanahan's offense is built so he can't forget to run the football

I think, luckily, the way this offense [the 49ers] is built, [Kyle Shanahan] has made it impossible for him to forget to run the football. He's taken that out of his own hands.

In Super Bowl LIV, the 49ers famously moved away from the run game in the fourth quarter while leading, which contributed to their collapse against the Chiefs.
Win
Jan 22, 2020
#28019
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Andy Reid is a Hall of Famer even if he loses Super Bowl LIV

Is he a Hall of Famer if he loses? [Big Cat] Yes. [PFT Commenter] I think he is too.

Andy Reid was eventually inducted into the Hall of Fame, but even in 2020, his resume was considered elite.
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Jan 22, 2020
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Andy Reid is a better coach than Bill Cowher

If Bill Cowher's in the fucking Hall of Fame, Andy Reid should be in the Hall of Fame. Andy Reid's way better of a coach than Bill Cowher. I'm sorry, but that's a fact.

Subjective comparison of coaching careers.

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JMU may not win again until the dog-poop bettor returns

JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.

The prediction resolves when JMU's 2026 football season ends or the team wins another game, whichever comes first.
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The Wizards are a one-through-eight seed team

I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.

The Wizards' 2026-27 regular-season finish will determine whether this playoff-seeding prediction was accurate.
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The Falcons can expose the 49ers defense

They might not actually be as good as we think they are on defense. I don't hate the Falcons at all in this game.

The 49ers' 2026 defensive quality and this Week 7 result can be evaluated against the skepticism expressed here.