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Chad Johnson is a coward for no-showing his XFL trial

Chad Johnson [is on the hot seat] because he didn't show up for his XFL trial, unlike me... No-showed, because he knew that there was a superior alpha that had already gone down there and kicked the shit out of balls. He's a coward.

This is a comedic characterization of Chad Johnson's absence.

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Loss
Jan 22, 2020
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Kyle Shanahan's offense is built so he can't forget to run the football

I think, luckily, the way this offense [the 49ers] is built, [Kyle Shanahan] has made it impossible for him to forget to run the football. He's taken that out of his own hands.

In Super Bowl LIV, the 49ers famously moved away from the run game in the fourth quarter while leading, which contributed to their collapse against the Chiefs.
Win
Jan 22, 2020
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Andy Reid is a Hall of Famer even if he loses Super Bowl LIV

Is he a Hall of Famer if he loses? [Big Cat] Yes. [PFT Commenter] I think he is too.

Andy Reid was eventually inducted into the Hall of Fame, but even in 2020, his resume was considered elite.
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Jan 22, 2020
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Andy Reid is a better coach than Bill Cowher

If Bill Cowher's in the fucking Hall of Fame, Andy Reid should be in the Hall of Fame. Andy Reid's way better of a coach than Bill Cowher. I'm sorry, but that's a fact.

Subjective comparison of coaching careers.

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The Chiefs' window never closed

I don't think we ever actually closed the Chiefs' window. I think Mahomes was just in bed because he was injured, far away from the window.

The Chiefs' long-term contention status is ultimately subjective, though their dynasty remained active at the time of the episode.
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Mahomes will be back to himself by season's end

By the end of this season, Mahomes is gonna be back to being Mahomes.

Whether Mahomes returned to his established level by the end of the 2026 NFL season had not yet been resolved.
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The Oregon loss could turn Dan Lanning into a psychopath

I don't think that Dan Lanning has slept since that loss. I think Dan Lanning has turned into an absolute psycho because of this loss. He's sick. It actually might be a dangerous thing for the rest of the Big Ten that Oregon lost that game.

Whether the loss made Oregon more dangerous over the rest of the season is a future, testable team-performance claim.