"Clemson could beat the Jets if the Jets had mono" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Oct 21, 2020·Power Rankings

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Clemson could beat the Jets if the Jets had mono

Do you think that Clemson could beat the Jets if they all had mono? Yeah, I agree. [If] Trevor Lawrence has mono and just straight up against Alabama... If Clemson like kills both all the quarterbacks that are listed for the game then they have a chance.

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The Jets were terrible (2-14) but the talent gap between NFL and college is historically massive. This is a satirical hypothetical.

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Win

Take Slip·Oct 21, 2020

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Big Cat

The Dallas Cowboys are dead

The Dallas Cowboys are dead. D-E-A-D dead. Mike McCarthy... six weeks into the season and there's already a mutiny. He looks like he's given up. [The Cowboys] are ridiculously bad.

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The Cowboys finished 6-10 and missed the playoffs in Mike McCarthy's first season.

Void

Take Slip·Oct 21, 2020

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Big Cat

Dak Prescott sitting Indian style in the shotgun would be a better quarterback than Andy Dalton

Dak Prescott not moving would be better than Andy Dalton. ... [Or] Dak sitting down Indian style, like he's got a cramp, in the shotgun formation just on his ass. I think that Dak Prescott not moving would be better than Andy [Dalton].

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The Cowboys offense struggled significantly under Dalton before he was sidelined with a concussion and then COVID-19, proving Big Cat's point about the massive drop-off from Dak.

Loss

Take Slip·Oct 21, 2020

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PFT Commenter

Every team in the NFC East should try to get Ryan Fitzpatrick

Any one of these... anyone in the NFC East should try to get Ryan Fitzpatrick. The reason is pretty simple. You can maybe win the division at 6-10. Seven and nine, you're a lock. And all you need to do is like hope that the Fitzmagic times up perfectly at the start of the playoffs.

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No NFC East team traded for Fitzpatrick in 2020. The WFT did win the division at 7-9 as predicted, and they actually signed Fitzpatrick the following offseason.