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Matthew McConaughey, NFL Power Rankings And The Cowboys Disaster
Cleaning up Monday Night Doubleheader, and the Cowboys are a dumpster fire. (-) NFL Power Rankings and Tua is now a starter. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Zoom dicks, World Series and John Wall poker. (-) Matthew McConaughey joins the show to talk about his new memoir, gambling, movie making, being cooler than everyone, and dorks. (-) We finish the show with Guys on Chicks. (-)
Recap
Big CatThe Dallas Cowboys are dead
The Dallas Cowboys are dead. D-E-A-D dead. Mike McCarthy... six weeks into the season and there's already a mutiny. He looks like he's given up. [The Cowboys] are ridiculously bad.
PFT CommenterEvery team in the NFC East should try to get Ryan Fitzpatrick
Any one of these... anyone in the NFC East should try to get Ryan Fitzpatrick. The reason is pretty simple. You can maybe win the division at 6-10. Seven and nine, you're a lock. And all you need to do is like hope that the Fitzmagic times up perfectly at the start of the playoffs.
Big CatJosh Allen is no longer an MVP candidate
Josh Allen... he played bad. The Bills looked they have not looked great in the last two weeks. You know, he was not going to be the MVP now. He had a great start to the year. He's probably not gonna be the MVP now. I think that's fair to say.
Big CatThe Colts would be better with Ryan Fitzpatrick than Philip Rivers
I have a take that's going to hurt my own myself, but I think the Colts would be better with Ryan Fitzpatrick. That would be wild wouldn't it? That would be wild now we're now that you said it it kind of makes sense.
Big CatEzekiel Elliott is officially fat
Ezekiel Elliott. Is he fat? I think Ezekiel might be fat now. Well, yeah when he starts mumbling he is. And also the nose ring's gotta go when you fumble you gotta take it out.
Power Rankings
PFT CommenterClemson could beat the Jets if the Jets had mono
Do you think that Clemson could beat the Jets if they all had mono? Yeah, I agree. [If] Trevor Lawrence has mono and just straight up against Alabama... If Clemson like kills both all the quarterbacks that are listed for the game then they have a chance.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
HankJoe Buck did nothing wrong with his flyover comments
Recurring guest Joe Buck... our good friend... he's on the hot seat because some rat from the Fox Sports production crew leaked audio of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman talking about the flyover and how it's like a waste of jet fuel... he didn't say anything wrong, right?
Big CatClayton Kershaw is the greatest postseason pitcher of all time
Clayton Kershaw has the most wins in my book of any starter in the last 25 years since the wild card came around. So yeah, he's he might be the best postseason pitcher out there of all time.