"Coach K is essentially a war profiteer in college basketball" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Apr 9, 2021

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Coach K is essentially a war profiteer in college basketball

I think that Coach K is essentially a war profiteer. Pretending to care about our country, but really there's some ulterior motives... Coach K just getting to be friends with all of the NBA All-Stars and then when he goes on recruiting visits being like, 'Oh, you want me to FaceTime LeBron?'

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Profiteering is a legal/ethical claim; here it's used as a hyperbolic metaphor for recruiting advantages.

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Augusta National pipes in bird noises for the Masters broadcast

I'm more convinced than ever that the birds are actually piped in crowd noise. Agreed. There's one bird in particular. They play its call over and over and over. It's a cardinal, I think. They're getting sloppy with it. I think it might be a whippoorwill. But whatever it is, it's very obvious.

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Bryson DeChambeau looks fat when he is playing poorly

When you're bigger and you're doing well, you're strong. And when you're doing poorly, you're fat. And he looks fat today. Not to body shame, but there's something about the plus four next to his name that the strength now becomes a little pudgy.

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This is a purely subjective observation about visual perception based on athletic performance.

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I like Patrick Reed more than Bryson DeChambeau because Reed is a genuine villain

I somehow like Patrick Reed more because he's more of a villain than Bryson is... He's the ultimate heel in golf. Bryson is like, he's an aspiring heel. [Reed] knows everyone hates him, and he kind of has just accepted it.