Jared Goff will be the next NFL player to record 400 or more passing yards in a game

I'm going to go with the next player to record 400 plus pass yards in a game. I'm taking Jared Goff. They're plus 1100. I don't think it matters what their schedule is. No, not for a guy like Jared Goff.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba will lead the NFL in receiving yards after the first three games of the season

Jaxon Smith-Njigba to lead the league in receiving yards after three games. I think Game one against the Patriots at home, national audience, big stage... then week two against the Cardinals and then week three against the Commanders. If their defense is half as bad as it was when they played last year, then he will probably have a pretty decent game.

Matthew Stafford will win the NFL MVP award in 2026

I would like to go with Matthew Stafford for MVP. Personally, I have a little Stafford fatigue, but maybe not for the league. So I'm just going with Stafford.

Dan Quinn made the cowardly punt of the season

Dan Quinn had the most cowardly punt of the NFL season so far, when he punted the ball away in overtime at fourth and five and gave the ball up.

Jayden Daniels deserves most of the blame for the tie-ending brain fart

On the last play, without us knowing everything, I'm gonna say 75% Jayden, 25% Dan Quinn. Now who's gonna end up eating shit for it? Probably Dan Quinn.

The Commanders can still win the NFC East

Strictly from how we played today, taking away that very last-second brain fart, I think that we still could, because the division is ass.