Danny Hurley likely delayed UConn's flight on purpose to create motivation

It wouldn't shock me if Danny Hurley actually, oh, delayed that flight. Oh. yeah. False flag. So therefore he could complain about this. They, but whatever it is, they've got motivation.

Vivek Ranadivé is a hypocrite for helping the A's move to Sacramento after buying the Kings specifically to prevent them from being relocated.

Vivec, the owner of the Kings total scumbag as well, because he bought the Kings to keep the kings in Sacramento, which was admirable move. And now he's just basically laundering The A's for them... He also had a quote, Vivek, 'When I bought the Kings, I said that Sacramento would never play second fiddle to any other city.' That makes no sense. You're literally playing second fiddle to Las Vegas... total bullshit.

I will pay for John Fisher's hair restoration if he appears on the podcast

John Fisher because you're a bald fuck. Big Cat will pay for your hair restoration for one appearance on Pardon My Take. Because he is bald. Take it. You bald bitch.

The Rays are playing an exciting brand of baseball

It's a very, very exciting brand of baseball. And I'm gonna miss it when it's over. So I did not wanna sweep, so thank you.

The Cowboys are a bad football team

The Cowboys are a bad football team. And I can't wait for people to start to say like, this is when, look at the schedule. Dallas is gonna put some wins together.

Performance-enhancing drug shortages may explain dominant teams falling off

There started to be severe, severe supply chain issues when it came to performance enhancing drugs and peptide shipments coming to the United States. I just think it's interesting.