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Everyone wearing jersey number zero keeps tearing their Achilles — Tatum, DiVincenzo, Halliburton, Dame all wore zero

Dante DiVincenzo tore his Achilles. So did Jason Tatum. So did Halliburton. So did Dame. Do you know what the common thread between those four guys is? They all wear the number zero. And it's all happened like the last year and a half. So you gotta watch out.

As a factual claim — Tatum, DiVincenzo, Halliburton and Dame did all tear their Achilles and all wear/wore #0. Partially correct as a pattern observation, though causation is obviously zero.

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Every NFL team gets an F grade for not drafting Diego Pavia

Every team got an F because they didn't draft Diego Pavia. And he's gonna make 'em all pay. And he's now going to Ravens mini camp.

Diego Pavia went undrafted in the 2026 NFL draft (as projected in this future-dated transcript).
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Cole Payton will be the next Taysom Hill

No, [Cole Payton] is Taysom Hill. Next Taysom Hill. I mean, we just, Taysom Hill, he's a football player. [Cole Payton] started a game at running back for North Dakota State in his career.

The player's success as a gadget/hybrid player is subjective and will take years to evaluate.
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Or Bernard is a more explosive athlete than Myles Garrett

Or Bernard, yeah. He's a better athlete than Myles Garrett. It's fucking insane. Someone that I was reading an article about him and someone said that he's hands down the most explosive athlete I've ever seen in my life.

While 'better athlete' is subjective, it can be measured by Relative Athletic Score (RAS) and pro-day stats once available.

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Victor Wembanyama needs to gain 60 pounds at Golden Corral to succeed next season

Mitchell Robinson on that free throw. It was just, just manhandling [Wembanyama]. Wemby's gonna come back next year. Hey Wemby, don't, don't go to a monastery. Maybe this obviously just go hang out at like a Golden Corral. Yeah. Put on like 60 pounds, because Mitchell Robinson just ate him up.

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New York City should put a 200-foot Jalen Brunson jersey on the Statue of Liberty

I think, you know, there's all the, all the statue talk is going on right now. We're jumping to the statue. Do we want the Jalen Brunson statue? Do we want the entire starting five statue? Who do we want on the statue? My idea was New York should just make a giant Jalen Brunson jersey. Like I'm talking 200 feet. And put it on the Statue of Liberty. Hang it from her. And then replace the torch with the basketball.

Subjective opinion on how to honor Brunson.
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Jalen Brunson is objectively a better New York Knick than Patrick Ewing because he won a title

[Rick Brunson saying Patrick Ewing is the best Nick] is not true. It's just objectively not true right now. 'cause Jalen Brunson won a title.

Subjective opinion on franchise GOATs.