"I am going to run a marathon this year and not tell a single soul about it" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023

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I am going to run a marathon this year and not tell a single soul about it

I'm gonna run a marathon at some point... but not tell anybody. So you're never gonna know when I do it. I'm gonna be the first person in the history of the world to run a marathon and not tell anyone about it. And not talk about it at all. Except for right now, which I'm doing in advance.

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There is no public record or follow-up that PFT ever completed a marathon in 2023.

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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023

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Big Cat

The NFL should add a universal bye week in December to push the Super Bowl back to the Sunday before Presidents' Day

The universal bye should be enacted. We should push the season even a further week back so that we have the Monday after Super Bowl off with President's Day... you should have a bye week that there's no NFL football in one week sometime, maybe in like early December so I can get their Christmas shopping in, reset with their family.

Opinion Football Medium Subjective

This is a subjective proposal for the league's schedule structure.

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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023

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PFT Commenter

Valentine's Day didn't actually happen this year because it was the day after the Super Bowl

Go fuck yourself for putting Valentine's Day the day after the Super Bowl. That snuck up on everyone. Everyone had any idea that so if you got in trouble for forgetting Valentine's Day, just tell your significant other, literally everybody forgot about it. It didn't happen this year, basically.

Hot Take Life MediumSarcastic

The holiday literally occurred, but PFT's claim is a humorous hyperbolic stance.

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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023

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PFT Commenter

Valentine's Day should be moved to the NFL bye week before the Super Bowl

The Sunday of the bye week actually should be Valentine's Day. It should, we should stop making it February 14th. It should just be whatever that bye week is before the Super Bowl when there's no football on TV for everybody to be distracted by.