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Justin Fields, SodGate From SB 57, Things We’re Doing Now That Football Is Over + Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, February 15, 202312 takes

Football is over and we’re ready to close the book on SB 57 but first SodGate is discussed and why the Eagles may have been screwed(-). We list the things we’re going to do with our lives now that Football is over(-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Valentine’s Day being cancelled thanks to Kyrie Irving(-). Bears Quarterback Justin Fields joins the show to talk about his season, smokescreens, what he’s working on, being a vegan and a face to face with Jersey Jerry(-). We finish with Guys on Chicks(-.)

Recap

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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

The NFL should add a universal bye week in December to push the Super Bowl back to the Sunday before Presidents' Day

The universal bye should be enacted. We should push the season even a further week back so that we have the Monday after Super Bowl off with President's Day... you should have a bye week that there's no NFL football in one week sometime, maybe in like early December so I can get their Christmas shopping in, reset with their family.

This is a subjective proposal for the league's schedule structure.
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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023
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Valentine's Day should be moved to the NFL bye week before the Super Bowl

The Sunday of the bye week actually should be Valentine's Day. It should, we should stop making it February 14th. It should just be whatever that bye week is before the Super Bowl when there's no football on TV for everybody to be distracted by.

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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

The 'Sod Father' George Toma intentionally sabotaged the Super Bowl field to favor the Kansas City Chiefs

George Toma, the Sod Father... He worked for the Kansas City Chiefs. He has two Super Bowl rings. He's a Kansas City resident. He's a Kansas City Chiefs fan... me and Lamar Hunt were so close. This is again before the Super Bowl against the 49ers that they won... I'm just presenting facts that if you would like to cope, this might be how you'd want to cope... Eagles defense had a player slip on 38% of Patrick Mahomes drop backs... the Chief's defense had a player slip on only 14%.

While the field was objectively bad, there is no evidence of intentional sabotage by the groundskeeper.
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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

I am going to get back into Olympic weightlifting this off-season

Not this is my big one and I think people are gonna laugh at it. But I'm gonna try to get back into Olympic weightlifting. I did it when I was in my twenties. I'm gonna start doing all the fucking weightlifting... cleans and jerks, snatches. Everything.

Big Cat did not publicly document a return to Olympic lifting, and typically returns to his normal routine quickly.

Interview

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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023
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Justin FieldsJustin Fields

I hope the Bears get a stadium with a dome

It is very difficult to adjust to it [the cold], especially with the wind... I hope we just get a dome. I don't, I don't care if we're at Soldier Field, I don't care if we're in Arlington Heights. I, I I hope we get a dome on those.

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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023
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I will be a Chicago Bear for life

I'm a bear for life. Bear for life. Okay. There we go. Bear for life.

Fields was traded to the Pittsburgh Steelers on March 16, 2024.
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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023
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Justin FieldsJustin Fields

I want the Bears to draft Jackson Smith-Njigba

I'm going with my man, Jackson Smith-Njigba. You know, I've seen, I've seen him in action, I've seen how he can separate himself like that and you know, his just body control is, is crazy. And you know, he didn't get to play this past year... but, you know, one guy that I would love to have is Jackson Smith-Njigba.

The Bears did not draft JSN; he was selected by the Seattle Seahawks.
Loss
Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

No quarterback wearing a visor has ever won a Super Bowl

We've got a, a theory on this show. Well, it's not really theory, scientific fact that no quarterback that's wearing a visor has ever won a Super Bowl... mostly it's a swag. Yeah, right. Exactly... So if the Eagles do lose, maybe we think about getting rid of the [visor].

Jim McMahon (Bears) won Super Bowl XX wearing a visor. Jalen Hurts wore one in SB 57 and lost, which supports their 'curse' narrative but the absolute claim is false.

Picks

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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023·Picks
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am going to break 120 in golf this off-season without cheating

I think this is the off season that I get really into golf... I'm gonna break 120 before, and not by cheating. I'm not gonna cheat except on maybe one water hole I'll cheat on one water hole. But besides that, I'm gonna do it straight up, just clean as can be.

PFT's golf game is a recurring joke, and while he did play more, 'breaking 120' is a low bar that remains unverifiable without official scorecards.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Eric Bieniemy must be the world's worst interviewer since he keeps getting passed over for head coaching jobs

At this point, I don't know what to think about Eric, but he must be the world's worst interviewer of all time. I, I don't know what's, what's been happening with him... there's gotta be some reason why he's been through this every single off season and he's never gotten the gig.

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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Eric Bieniemy might be bombing head coaching interviews on purpose to stay with the Chiefs

I think he's bombing him on purpose. I really do. Because I think that being the offensive coordinator of the Kansas City Chiefs is better than being the head coach of like 20 franchises. So he's like, yeah, I'll just go through the motions bomb this interview, and then I'll get to go be the offensive coordinator of Patrick Mahomes and, and keep piling up Super Bowl wings rings.

Shortly after this episode, Bieniemy left the Chiefs to become the OC of the Washington Commanders, proving he was willing to leave to prove himself elsewhere.
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Take Slip·Feb 15, 2023·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Aaron Rodgers will come out of his darkness retreat and realize it's cool to just keep making $40 million to play for the Packers

Aaron Rods is doing his annual, I left the last game of the Packers saying, I don't know what's in the future. I'm gonna go into a four day silent hut and, and do drugs... congratulations Aaron Rods in advance for coming out of his retreat and realizing that Yeah. It's pretty cool to make 40 million a year to be the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers.

Rodgers did come out and request a trade to the Jets shortly after, moving on from the Packers.