Valentine's Day is officially cancelled due to latent psychological desires regarding chocolate with nuts
[Welsing] also floats a theory about white men who give their mothers boxes of chocolates on Valentine's Day because of a latent desire to ingest chocolate with nuts. So Valentine's Day is canceled.
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The universal bye should be enacted. We should push the season even a further week back so that we have the Monday after Super Bowl off with President's Day... you should have a bye week that there's no NFL football in one week sometime, maybe in like early December so I can get their Christmas shopping in, reset with their family.
Valentine's Day didn't actually happen this year because it was the day after the Super Bowl
Go fuck yourself for putting Valentine's Day the day after the Super Bowl. That snuck up on everyone. Everyone had any idea that so if you got in trouble for forgetting Valentine's Day, just tell your significant other, literally everybody forgot about it. It didn't happen this year, basically.
Valentine's Day should be moved to the NFL bye week before the Super Bowl
The Sunday of the bye week actually should be Valentine's Day. It should, we should stop making it February 14th. It should just be whatever that bye week is before the Super Bowl when there's no football on TV for everybody to be distracted by.
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I think the Bears are gonna win. I do not think they're gonna score 59 points. I do think they're gonna win.