Valentine's Day didn't actually happen this year because it was the day after the Super Bowl

Go fuck yourself for putting Valentine's Day the day after the Super Bowl. That snuck up on everyone. Everyone had any idea that so if you got in trouble for forgetting Valentine's Day, just tell your significant other, literally everybody forgot about it. It didn't happen this year, basically.

The NFL should add a universal bye week in December to push the Super Bowl back to the Sunday before Presidents' Day

The universal bye should be enacted. We should push the season even a further week back so that we have the Monday after Super Bowl off with President's Day... you should have a bye week that there's no NFL football in one week sometime, maybe in like early December so I can get their Christmas shopping in, reset with their family.

Patrick Mahomes is maybe the most likable superstar in sports history

The Chiefs were the better team. I fully admit that Patrick Mahomes is maybe the most likable star ever. Like, he's won two Super Bowls, he's had an incredible start to his career and I still like him a lot. Like that usually doesn't happen in sports.

The Commanders will win the NFC East

The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.

The Bills will beat the Lions in overtime

My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.

Justin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season

Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.