"I could outkick Jay Feeley if we were both forced to kick field goals while wearing suits and reporting on the sideline" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jan 17, 2020·FAQ

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I could outkick Jay Feeley if we were both forced to kick field goals while wearing suits and reporting on the sideline

Could PFT outkick Jay Feeley now if they were both wearing suits and reporting on the sideline and immediately got called in to start kicking field goals? Definitely. Jay Feeley's a fucking loser. He needs his two little weird gloves to be able to kick. I don't need that shit.

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This specific scenario (sideline reporters in suits kicking) hasn't occurred and is purely a matter of PFT's comedic confidence.

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