I will start watching the show 'Dave' by next Wednesday
By the time I speak to you on next Wednesday's show, within the next week, I will have started Dave. That's my resolution... I'm going to be able to fulfill on two out of those three [goals] already and three out of three by next week.
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View episodeThe Premier League should rebrand as the English Super League to prevent future breakaways
If the Premier League is smart, they'll just rebrand as the English Super League. And then nobody can ever cuck them out of that again.
America deserves all the credit for killing the European Super League
In order to kill something so evil as the Super League, you have to create it. So shouldn't Americans get credit for creating something that the world can get behind and [kill]? We did this. We created and killed it, so we deserve all the credit. Specifically this show and generally America.
FIFA only sided with fans against the Super League to protect their own revenue from the Champions League
We figured it out afterwards. It's because FIFA controls UEFA, the Champions League, and the Super League would have sucked all the money out of UEFA. So that's why FIFA was doing this. Not because they're like some big [humanitarians].
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View profileI will turn the other cheek for one egg thrown at me, but two eggs crosses the line.
Every man has a line that you can't cross. My line is two eggs. If you throw one egg at me, I will turn my cheek. And the communist is fine. Like we can talk shit. But if you throw two eggs, I've run out of cheeks to turn.
LSU getting kicked out of the SEC would actually be good for their brand
The SEC condemned [bringing back NFL camp players] and then they got together and they're talking about banning it, and then now they're saying that they will in fact kick LSU out if they attempt to do this. Okay. Which, I mean, this is good. I think for LSU'S brand, it's just being like Rebels. Yeah. And a conference that also features Ole Miss. They are the true rebels.
I am feeling very bad vibes about the Commanders' 2026 season
I'm feeling really, really bad about the upcoming Commander season. Just bad vibes coming outta camp from the local media, from the, the GM who's already getting up in front of the team and saying that there's a lot of stuff that they've done behind the scenes... I feel like this is where I get my heart ripped outta my chest every year.