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PFT CommenterI would predict no babies are born nine months after March Madness starts
I would predict that there are like no babies born nine months after the start of March Madness because no guy out there is [finding success]... This is the weekend that a guy drinks too many beers, eats nachos, and then farts a lot and falls asleep on the couch.
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View episodePFT CommenterA 10-seed needs to win at least one game to 'make some noise' in the tournament
So, hey, there are a couple 10 seeds out there that could make some noise... We don't know what noise means, but it depends. It's like on a sliding scale, if a 15 seed comes within 10 points of beating a two seed, they made some noise... But if a 10 seed, they have to win at least one game to make some noise.
Big CatDarren Rovell is un-American for not filling out a March Madness bracket
Shout out Darren Rovell does not fill out a bracket. So that is a March Madness tradition for him telling the world that he doesn't fill out a bracket and he's un-American and basically a terrorist.
Big CatWisconsin got screwed by the NCAA Tournament selection committee with an 8-seed
I am biased, but Wisconsin got fucked... they're an eight seed which I'm fine with because they haven't played well but Minnesota is a five seed and Wisconsin beat Minnesota two times this year.
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View profilePFT CommenterThe Knicks will sweep the Cavaliers in four games
Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.
PFT CommenterVictor Wembanyama is a disappointment if he doesn't win seven championships
He has to win a minimum seven championships... has to. If he doesn't, disappointment.
PFT CommenterCarlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner are going to have sex with each other because of their mutual respect
These guys are gonna fuck if they haven't fucked already. Holy shit. They're, they respect each other so much as competitors and as rivals, they're going to fuck each other. It's not even a question.