"I would predict no babies are born nine months after March Madness starts" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Mar 13, 2017·Who's Back

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I would predict no babies are born nine months after March Madness starts

I would predict that there are like no babies born nine months after the start of March Madness because no guy out there is [finding success]... This is the weekend that a guy drinks too many beers, eats nachos, and then farts a lot and falls asleep on the couch.

Prediction Life MediumSarcastic

Hyperbolic claim that is literally impossible but captures the spirit of the 'weekend on the couch'.

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Take Slip·Mar 13, 2017

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PFT Commenter

A 10-seed needs to win at least one game to 'make some noise' in the tournament

So, hey, there are a couple 10 seeds out there that could make some noise... We don't know what noise means, but it depends. It's like on a sliding scale, if a 15 seed comes within 10 points of beating a two seed, they made some noise... But if a 10 seed, they have to win at least one game to make some noise.

Opinion CBB Mild Subjective

This is a subjective definition of a sports cliche.

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Take Slip·Mar 13, 2017

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Big Cat

Darren Rovell is un-American for not filling out a March Madness bracket

Shout out Darren Rovell does not fill out a bracket. So that is a March Madness tradition for him telling the world that he doesn't fill out a bracket and he's un-American and basically a terrorist.

Hot Take CBB Hot SubjectiveSarcastic

The claim is hyperbolic and satirical.

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Take Slip·Mar 13, 2017

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Big Cat

Wisconsin got screwed by the NCAA Tournament selection committee with an 8-seed

I am biased, but Wisconsin got fucked... they're an eight seed which I'm fine with because they haven't played well but Minnesota is a five seed and Wisconsin beat Minnesota two times this year.

Opinion CBB Medium

Wisconsin was indeed an 8-seed despite sweeping Minnesota, who received a 5-seed. Wisconsin advanced further in the tournament (Sweet 16) than Minnesota (First Round).