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It's impossible for a quarterback with long hair to win the Super Bowl

We've discussed all the time on this show. You can't win a Super Bowl if you're a quarterback with long hair.

A satirical take, though factually, no long-haired QB has won since this was stated (Trevor Lawrence has not won).

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Feb 2, 2022
#1212
HankHank

Tom Brady will sign a one-day contract to retire as a New England Patriot

He is going to New England. He is signing a one-day Patriot contract. There is going to be a ceremony.

Brady did not sign a one-day contract with the Patriots; he eventually un-retired and then retired 'for good' as a Buccaneer without a New England ceremony.
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Feb 2, 2022
#1213
Billy FootballBilly Football

Tom Brady's retirement is a '3D chess' move to eventually return to the Patriots

Tom Brady unretires, comes back, plays for the Patriots, and that's why he's not thanking the Patriots yet... This is 3D chess. He's using this to go back to the Patriots because the Buccaneers, he doesn't think, can take him to another Super Bowl. But the Patriots could.

Brady did un-retire, but he returned to the Buccaneers, not the Patriots.
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Feb 2, 2022
#1214
Big CatBig Cat

No starting quarterback will ever touch Tom Brady's record of seven Super Bowl wins

Seven Super Bowls will not — I'm going to safely — I really do not think that will be touched by a starting quarterback.

Patrick Mahomes has three as of 2024, but seven remains a distant and likely untouchable milestone for anyone else.

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The Knicks will sweep the Cavaliers in four games

Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.

Depends on the outcome of the specific 2026 playoff series.
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Victor Wembanyama is a disappointment if he doesn't win seven championships

He has to win a minimum seven championships... has to. If he doesn't, disappointment.

Winning seven rings is nearly impossible in the modern NBA; even one or two would be a success.
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Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner are going to have sex with each other because of their mutual respect

These guys are gonna fuck if they haven't fucked already. Holy shit. They're, they respect each other so much as competitors and as rivals, they're going to fuck each other. It's not even a question.

Inherently unresolvable and based on a fake quote anyway.