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Bengals DE Sam Hubbard, Tom Brady Retires + Uncle Chaps

Wednesday, February 2, 202210 takes

Tom Brady has retired, officially. Hank gives his thoughts a;nd we break down the insane stats Tom Brady has that will never be touched (-). Coach hirings plus Brian Flores is suing the NFL. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne and The drive to the 405 is off to a rough start (-). Bengals DE Sam Hubbard joins the show to talk about going to the SB, what it means as a Cincinnati native, Joe Burrow’s coolness and what his SB story will be (-). We finish with a catch up with our good friend Uncle Chaps

Recap

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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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HankHank

Tom Brady will sign a one-day contract to retire as a New England Patriot

He is going to New England. He is signing a one-day Patriot contract. There is going to be a ceremony.

Brady did not sign a one-day contract with the Patriots; he eventually un-retired and then retired 'for good' as a Buccaneer without a New England ceremony.
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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Tom Brady's retirement is a '3D chess' move to eventually return to the Patriots

Tom Brady unretires, comes back, plays for the Patriots, and that's why he's not thanking the Patriots yet... This is 3D chess. He's using this to go back to the Patriots because the Buccaneers, he doesn't think, can take him to another Super Bowl. But the Patriots could.

Brady did un-retire, but he returned to the Buccaneers, not the Patriots.
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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

No starting quarterback will ever touch Tom Brady's record of seven Super Bowl wins

Seven Super Bowls will not — I'm going to safely — I really do not think that will be touched by a starting quarterback.

Patrick Mahomes has three as of 2024, but seven remains a distant and likely untouchable milestone for anyone else.
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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

I'm betting on Matt Ryan and the Falcons to win the NFC South next year

I think we, as a group, should do a group bet on one more year, Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons winning the South. Because that's a disaster of a division now.

The Falcons finished 7-10 and Matt Ryan was traded to the Colts; the Buccaneers won the division.
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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Stephen Ross should be removed from the league if he truly offered Brian Flores money to lose games

He also says that Stephen Ross, the owner of the Miami Dolphins, offered to pay him $100,000 for every loss during the 2019 season to help the team get a better draft spot... If this is true... Roger Goodell should probably get Stephen Ross out of the league, right?

The NFL's investigation found Ross made comments about tanking but didn't permanently remove him; he was suspended for the 2022 season.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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HankHank

The MLB season will inevitably be delayed due to lack of progress in labor meetings

The MLB and the Major League Baseball Players Association made little progress in their latest meeting, and a delay to the upcoming season feels inevitable.

The 2022 MLB season was delayed by the lockout, missing the first two series of the season.

Interview

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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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Sam HubbardSam Hubbard

The 2021-22 Bengals are a team of destiny

I mean, you said team of destiny. I feel like we're a team of destiny.

The Bengals lost Super Bowl LVI to the Rams 23-20.
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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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Sam HubbardSam Hubbard

Evan McPherson is the second-best kicker in the NFL behind Justin Tucker

I do think that he's the second-best kicker in the league behind Justin Tucker right now.

Purely subjective comparison of kicker rankings.
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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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Uncle ChapsUncle Chaps

I will get my big toenails removed if Trevor Lawrence doesn't reach an AFC Championship on his rookie contract

I'm so confident that Trevor Lawrence isn't a bust. If they don't make the AFC Championship on his rookie contract, I will get... five years... I will go both of my big toenails removed.

Lawrence has through the 2025 season (with his 5th year option) to make an AFC Championship. He hasn't done it yet.
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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Liver King is a low-key business genius for selling organ meat

Liver king low-key a business genius... because he's figured out how to sell, he's a rancher, he's figured out how to sell the one part of cattle that was the hardest to sell, organ meat.

Liver King's brand (Ancestral Supplements) was highly successful, generating millions in revenue, supporting the 'genius' claim of the business model.