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Uncle ChapsI will get both my big toenails removed if Trevor Lawrence doesn't reach an AFC Championship on his rookie contract
I'm so confident that Trevor Lawrence isn't a bust. If they don't make the AFC Championship on his rookie contract, I will get... five years... I will come up wherever we're recording. I will go [get] both of my big toenails removed.
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HankTom Brady will sign a one-day contract to retire as a New England Patriot
He is going to New England. He is signing a one-day Patriot contract. There is going to be a ceremony.
Billy FootballTom Brady's retirement is a '3D chess' move to eventually return to the Patriots
Tom Brady unretires, comes back, plays for the Patriots, and that's why he's not thanking the Patriots yet... This is 3D chess. He's using this to go back to the Patriots because the Buccaneers, he doesn't think, can take him to another Super Bowl. But the Patriots could.
Big CatNo starting quarterback will ever touch Tom Brady's record of seven Super Bowl wins
Seven Super Bowls will not — I'm going to safely — I really do not think that will be touched by a starting quarterback.
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View profileUncle ChapsTrevor Lawrence will win NFL MVP and the Jaguars have the league's best skill positions
I'm gonna put a lot of money on [Trevor Lawrence] winning the MVP. 'cause the odds have gotta be insane. And he's so good. And now having Calvin Ridley... I don't know if you've seen the clips from their camp. Calvin Ridley's a freak. The Jags might have across the board the best skill positions.
Uncle ChapsTrevor Lawrence sucks at throwing the deep ball
I don't think [Trevor Lawrence] sucks, but he definitely sucks throwing the deep ball, which makes him suck. And they don't really have anybody to catch it either... some of the throws that he's made when people are wide open... he just can't make 'em.
Uncle ChapsThe U.S. got out of Afghanistan because we were losing
We were losing. It wasn't going great. Cost a lot of money.