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Bubba Watson, The Braves Win The WS, CFP Rankings & Uncle Chaps Roasts Us
The Atlanta Braves are your World Series Champions. We knew they were going to win we started recording in the 6th inning and give the City of Atlanta their flowers. MNF and NFL trade deadline. We talk about the CFP rankings and Cincinnati getting screwed(-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a monkey fiasco in texas(-). 2 Time Masters champ Bubba Watson joins us in studio to talk about his new book "Up & Down", winning the Masters twice, whether he deserves the nickname Bubba, and his Georgia Bulldogs(-). Uncle Chaps joins us to catch up and do some roasts(-).
Recap
PFT CommenterThe Astros should blow up the train tracks at Minute Maid Park
If you're the Houston Astros, you have to blow up that train station. You have to blow up those tracks because there have been so many iconic home runs that have found their way onto or through those train tracks in the history of your franchise in the biggest possible moments that you've had. You've got to blow that fucking thing up.
HankThe Red Sox would have beaten the Braves if they made the World Series
Absolutely. Absolutely. Congratulations to the Boston Red Sox. Thank you. 2021 World Series champions.
PFT CommenterPatrick Mahomes is no longer capable of making a normal throw
I think they do it to keep Patrick Mahomes entertained because he's so good when he's just throwing the ball. But now it seems like he's become incapable of making a normal throw, where even the normal throws that he has, he does the different arm angles. He does the underhand. He does the left-handed stuff. Just play football, and you guys will be fine. I promise.
Big CatTravis Kelce is declining and it changes the Chiefs' entire team dynamic
Travis Kelce, just put in your tickler file. He still looks kind of the same, but he also is 32. And his numbers have not looked great the last few weeks. I don't think he's over the hill. But... Like, the Chiefs are predicated on Tyreek Hill and Travis Kelce both being monsters. If he went from 100% Travis Kelce to 85% Travis Kelce, I think it changes the dynamic of their team. I think we're in the neighborhood of 90% Travis Kelce right now.
PFT CommenterMitch Trubisky would win too many games for the Washington Football Team
The football team, we don't need to win any more games. At this point, he [Trubisky] would win us too many games, and then we would not be able to draft another quarterback. So it's pretty depressing to think about where I am as a fan, that I was over the moon thinking about that possibility.
Big CatThe CFP committee has effectively eliminated Cincinnati before the season's end
The college football committee has essentially eliminated Cincinnati before they even get to the stretch run. Because not only were they ranked sixth, but they also didn't rank Houston or SMU... zero good games that Cincinnati can win the rest of the way. So they basically have made it impossible.
Big CatThe ACC should not be a Power 5 conference in football when Clemson is bad
The ACC is so down, they don't have wins against ranked teams. I don't think the ACC should be a Power 5 conference in football. When Clemson's bad, it hurts. I really don't. It hurts.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatNever trust anyone who owns a monkey or a snake as a pet
Never trust anyone who owns a monkey or a snake as a pet. They're not trustworthy... A monkey is just, it's basically you buy a monkey, it sits in your house, and it's just you set the timer for when it decides it wants to rip your face off. That's all it is.
Big CatKyrie Irving is refusing the vaccine as part of a viral marketing scheme for the new Matrix movie
My cool throne is Kyrie Irving, because I'm pretty sure he's not getting vaccinated for an entire like prolonged ad for the new Matrix thing that's coming out in December... I think he's not getting vaccinated as part of a viral marketing scheme for the new Matrix.
Billy FootballSam Ehlinger will replace Carson Wentz as the Colts' starter
My hot seat is Carson Wentz. Brett Hundley was recently released from the Colts, and Sam Ehlinger was promoted to QB2... Who knows if Carson Wentz gets benched, Sam Ehlinger comes in.
Interview
Bubba WatsonThe Georgia Bulldogs are winning the national championship
Yeah, I'm already checking out my ring size. Like, they're going to give me a national championship ring. Why not?
Bubba WatsonI would rather be on 'Team Brooksy' than Bryson DeChambeau
Oh, my gosh, man. Brooksy all day... because Brooks puts on this thing where he thinks he's a Superman, but he is such a teddy bear behind the scenes. Yes, he is. He's a beautiful man.
Big CatAlmost having sex is better than actually having sex
I am a long-standing believer that almost fucking is better than fucking. Because you can go home, and one, you didn't cheat... Two, you can go home and get the late-night piece of pizza and be like, man, I would have fucked. And it would have been awesome. Still got it.