"Never trust anyone who owns a monkey or a snake as a pet" — Big Cat

Take Slip·Nov 3, 2021·Hot Seat/Cool Throne

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Never trust anyone who owns a monkey or a snake as a pet

Never trust anyone who owns a monkey or a snake as a pet. They're not trustworthy... A monkey is just, it's basically you buy a monkey, it sits in your house, and it's just you set the timer for when it decides it wants to rip your face off. That's all it is.

Opinion Life Medium Subjective

This is a hyperbolic personality judgment that cannot be factually proven.

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Void

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The Astros should blow up the train tracks at Minute Maid Park

If you're the Houston Astros, you have to blow up that train station. You have to blow up those tracks because there have been so many iconic home runs that have found their way onto or through those train tracks in the history of your franchise in the biggest possible moments that you've had. You've got to blow that fucking thing up.

Opinion Baseball Medium Subjective

This is a subjective opinion on stadium aesthetics and 'jinxes.' The train tracks remained.

Win

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Big Cat

The Braves have already won free agency because Ronald Acuna Jr. will be back next year

The Braves already have won free agency. Ronald Acuna [Jr.] will be back next year. That's right. Greatest free agent signing you can have. Absolutely.

Opinion Baseball Medium

The Braves won 101 games the following season and Acuna returned as an All-Star, though they didn't win another World Series immediately.

Loss

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