J.J. Watt should commit a small crime like animal abuse to fix his bad boy image
J.J. needs to kind of break out of this goody two shoes, like vibe that he's putting out... I think he just needs to go out and commit a small crime, like animal abuse, you know, a crime. Nobody really cares about something like that. Maybe start a small fire. That would kind of give him that little bit of a bad boy edge.
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View episodeIt only counts as Opening Day if you can skip work and get drunk during the day
I only count it as opening day if you can skip work and get drunk during the day and watch baseball. Otherwise, like a Sunday night, I could do that any other week of the year.
Opening Day should always be on a Monday so everyone can skip work and get drunk together.
You have to have opening day be like a Monday. Everyone can skip work, get drunk. There's a lot of games together. Shout out to Johnny Bench. He was absolutely right. I hate what they've done [with Sunday night games].
Fireball is an acceptable ballpark drink until September 1st
I like to do airplane minis, like the mini bottles of Fireball... It's kind of like you don't wear white after Labor Day. You don't want to be drinking Fireball after like September 1st. After September 1st, you want to lose the flavored whiskey and get like some Jack Daniels or something because it's about a playoff push. So you got to focus. None of this sugary crap.
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The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.
The Bills will beat the Lions in overtime
My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.
Justin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season
Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.