The NFL will move the Combine to LA just to make it shittier and more expensive

I'm going to miss Indy because... this is probably the last year that the combine is going to be in Indy because the NFL, anytime they have something nicer, like, well, how can I make this 50% shittier, but make more money doing it. So they're going to move it. People were speculating, maybe Dallas. I actually hope that they move it to LA because just to see the big Jay's just shit themselves.

I'm reporting that Aaron Rodgers is retiring (per my arch-nemesis Aaron Nagler)

My arch nemesis, Aaron Nagler... he actually told me breaking news that Aaron Rodgers is going to retire... he was actually crying when he told me it. I had to like console him. He cried on my shoulder.

Steakhouses in Indianapolis are engaged in a spicy cocktail sauce arms race

I noticed the shrimp cocktail sauce was spicier than normal. I think they're trying to compete with St. Elmo's. It's an arms race... St. Elmo's is going to eventually just burn your mouth off and be like, 'here's your bill'.

JMU may not win again until the dog-poop bettor returns

JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.

The Wizards are a one-through-eight seed team

I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.

The Falcons can expose the 49ers defense

They might not actually be as good as we think they are on defense. I don't hate the Falcons at all in this game.