"Jason Witten will catch 89 balls for 400 yards and a touchdown every year, even after he dies." — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Mar 29, 2017·Is Pat Riley Still Alive

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Jason Witten will catch 89 balls for 400 yards and a touchdown every year, even after he dies.

Jason Witten has been kind of dead for the last four years. ... Two years after he dies, he's still going to be catching like 89 balls for 400 yards and one touchdown. That's outrageous. And one touchdown.

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Witten continued to produce for several more years but did not literally catch passes after death.

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Take Slip·Mar 29, 2017

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Big Cat

Legalized gambling will be available across the country in five years.

Football in Vegas, I'm saying, calling your shot five years, say five years, legalized gambling all across the country, it's going to be great.

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The Supreme Court overturned the federal ban on sports betting (PASPA) in May 2018, and it spread to dozens of states within Big Cat's 5-year window.

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Take Slip·Mar 29, 2017·Raiders To Vegas

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PFT Commenter

London is the next city to get an NFL franchise.

I guess this puts London as next city up, right? Yeah, because the NFL got rid of its two scary boogeymen out there, Los Angeles and Las Vegas, for wh...

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No NFL franchise has moved to or been founded in London as of 2024.

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Take Slip·Mar 29, 2017·NBA Recap

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Big Cat

The Cavaliers will win the Eastern Conference.

So they're [the Cavs] going to win the East. ... It's every single year this happens. Whatever team LeBron's on, they have a little swoon and everyone's like, uh-oh, hit the panic button. ... And then they'll win the East.