Jerry Reinsdorf will use photos of the packed United Center from the All-Star Game to fake sellouts for the Bulls
I'm also very woke that I think Jerry Reinsdorf is going to take a shitload of pictures of a full United Center and then start using that for the rest of the season being like 'packed house tonight.' Photoshop, but why is this an All-Star game on the court? Packed house.
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View episodeJim Crane's apology somehow made the Astros' cheating scandal significantly worse
The Houston Astros have finally faced the media and I think they somehow made it significantly worse. They're all forgiven. This was a great apology. ... The fact that the owner [Jim Crane] went out there and basically put his foot in his mouth right off the bat and said like, 'yeah we cheated, but the cheating didn't make us win the World Series.' Not a big deal.
The Washington Nationals should be awarded the 2017 World Series title
I actually think that [the Nationals] should get the Astros' 2017 World Series because they beat the team that [was cheating]. They acquire the Astros' cheating World Series because they beat them while they're—the only team that has ever beaten the cheating Astros in a World Series is the Washington Nationals.
Jameis Winston is a future Hall of Famer now that he had LASIK surgery
The guy threw for 30/30 and 5,000 yards and he's blind—or was blind. I know we joke about being a future Hall of Famer, but just think about this. Jameis Winston got LASIK surgery and he can finally see. Next stop, Canton.
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View profileThe Rams' Australia travel plan was an all-time 'fuck it' move
It was a terrible idea that Sean McVay tried to do, but I have to respect how much of an all-time fuck-it move it was to just pretend that time zones don't exist. He was just like, you know what, fuck it, we're not gonna adapt. We're gonna fly in, fly out.
KOC will get the best out of Kyler Murray
I think that what he's gonna get the absolute best outta Kyler Murray that he possibly can at this point, which I think should be good enough to be a pretty good team this year.
Jayden Daniels is going to remind everyone that the bad man is back
I think Jayden Daniels, he's as healthy as he has been since the start of last season. ... I think that he's gonna remind a lot of people who he is. Yeah. That's what I think. I think the bad man might be back.