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Joe Flacco gives the Colts their best chance to win over Anthony Richardson

You gotta say that Flacco gives you your best chance [to win]... Flacco's the best. And it's so much fun watching him.

Statistically, the Colts offense moved better under Flacco in 2024, leading to Shane Steichen briefly benching Richardson for Flacco later in the season.

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Oct 7, 2024
#23726
HankHank

The Patriots should draft Travis Hunter with the number one overall pick

If the season ended today, the mighty New England Patriots would be on the clock... I think you probably got to go with the best player in college football, Travis Hunter. [The scouts] know.

The Patriots did not draft Travis Hunter. Cam Ward was selected 1st overall. Travis Hunter was drafted 2nd overall by the Jacksonville Jaguars (who traded up for the pick).
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Oct 7, 2024
#23724
Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings are the second best team in the NFL behind only the Chiefs

The Vikings, I think are like, they're the most besides the Chiefs. They're probably the team I believe in the most as of right now... Five and oh, best team in football going into the bye week.

The Vikings started 5-0 but eventually suffered losses; however, they remained a top NFC contender throughout the 2024 season.
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Oct 7, 2024
#17467
Big CatBig Cat

The 1-4 Bengals will still make the playoffs

I'll say it. [The Bengals] are gonna make the playoffs. Fuck it. I'm gonna bet it on DraftKings make the playoffs.

The Bengals finished 4-13 or similar poor record and did not make the playoffs in 2024.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.