Hard Knocks kind of sucks now

Hard knocks kind of sucks now, but that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. It was great to see football is a hundred percent back.

Super Bowl rings have gotten too big and are unwearable

I have a take, I think Super Bowl rings have gotten too big. Like too big. You can't even wear that. It's pretty much a glove. I would rather have a Super Bowl ring that's really cool that you could wear all the time versus something that is... it's like a Nintendo Switch on their finger.

Aaron Nola is statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball and not a major league pitcher right now

We still right now have Aaron Nola pitching in the playoffs as our fourth starter who is not a major league pitcher right now. He is not a capable playoff pitcher. He's statistically like, he's statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball right now.

Hard Knocks kind of sucks now

Hard knocks kind of sucks now, but that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. It was great to see football is a hundred percent back.

If the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, Jerry Jones will die within two months

Do you guys think that if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, Jerry Jones will die? I think so. I think within probably a couple months. He'll just kinda like fade out and be like, this is, this is what I was sticking around for.

I would beat the fuck out of any 10-year-old in the world in a dojo fight

I would beat the fuck out of anybody 10 years or younger. Any 10-year-old in the world. I still think... if we're, if they're trying to like escape me in a jungle gym, then yeah, but I'm saying like in the dojo, 10-year-old.