"Michigan State quarterbacks are guaranteed to receive huge contracts" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jan 4, 2017·Bad Visual

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Michigan State quarterbacks are guaranteed to receive huge contracts

Well, he's a Michigan State quarterback. I feel like you have to give a Michigan State quarterback a huge guaranteed contract. That's how it works.

Opinion Football MildSarcastic

While Cousins did get a huge deal, this is not a universal rule for Michigan State QBs (e.g., Connor Cook).

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Big Cat

The NFL MVP race is boring and I don't care who wins

My take on the MVP is I don't give a fuck. Ooh, that's pretty good. So, yeah, a little hot take there for you. I don't really – I can't get excited about an MVP race.

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This is a subjective personal feeling about the level of interest in an award.

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Hank

Tom Brady should be the NFL MVP despite only playing 12 games

If Tom Brady isn't the MVP, it's just further showing [the system is corrupt]... He still had better stats than him. Tom Brady's stats are still better than the other quarterbacks in contention stats. That's the point.

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Matt Ryan won the 2016 NFL MVP. Brady finished second.

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PFT Commenter

Tom Brady is a system quarterback because Jimmy Garoppolo played well in his absence

Well, [Brady] is also a system quarterback because Jimmy Garoppolo played pretty well. So, yeah. You can't give it to a system quarterback.

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While Brady obviously flourished in Belichick's system, 'system quarterback' is a pejorative that the sports world generally rejects for Brady.