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Old milk is at its best in coffee once it has been turning for two days and is right on the line of being drinkable.

I like to use old milk in my coffee because it's got a little extra kick to it. No, it's a fine line between being like rancid and being drinkable. And so like when it first starts to turn those first two days, that's when it's best in coffee.

The culinary appeal of spoiled milk is entirely subjective, though medically inadvisable.

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It only counts as Opening Day if you can skip work and get drunk during the day

I only count it as opening day if you can skip work and get drunk during the day and watch baseball. Otherwise, like a Sunday night, I could do that any other week of the year.

This is a subjective definition of a holiday.
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Opening Day should always be on a Monday so everyone can skip work and get drunk together.

You have to have opening day be like a Monday. Everyone can skip work, get drunk. There's a lot of games together. Shout out to Johnny Bench. He was absolutely right. I hate what they've done [with Sunday night games].

This is a subjective opinion about how a sports schedule should be formatted.
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Fireball is an acceptable ballpark drink until September 1st

I like to do airplane minis, like the mini bottles of Fireball... It's kind of like you don't wear white after Labor Day. You don't want to be drinking Fireball after like September 1st. After September 1st, you want to lose the flavored whiskey and get like some Jack Daniels or something because it's about a playoff push. So you got to focus. None of this sugary crap.

Subjective drinking rules.

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The Commanders will win the NFC East

The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.

The 2026 NFC East outcome has not been resolved as of the episode date.
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The Bills will beat the Lions in overtime

My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.

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Justin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season

Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.

The 2026 NFL MVP has not been awarded as of the episode date.