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PFT CommenterRobot dogs will eventually turn on their owners when Jeff Bezos activates a 'serious switch' via Alexa
I'm just afraid that these robot dogs are going to fall into the wrong hands. You're going to have a robot in your house and he will turn on you. It's going to be Jeff Bezos hitting the 'serious switch'—the Alexa switch. We already have robot dog whistles inside our homes right now and that's going to activate them.
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Big CatThe fire drill is the best 'The Office' cold open
Number one is I think the fire that Dwight starts... the fire wall on them that was after a Super Bowl too if I remember correctly.
PFT CommenterA 2020 World Series title for the Mets would deserve four asterisks
Mets huge huge asterisks for four asterisks for what if they win the World Series.
Big CatIf the Browns win the Super Bowl with no fans, it has an asterisk
If there's no fans in the stadium for the entire NFL season and the Browns win the Super bowl, of course as a Browns fan you're going to take it no matter what but still, you know, people will be like well, then let's play in front of any road games.
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You can make the argument that the Buffalo Bills would have like three or four Super Bowls if kickers weren't a thing in football. You can make the argument that the Patriots might not have had the start of that dynasty if it wasn't for kickers.
PFT CommenterJalen Hurts will answer the Titans by beating them as a passer
I actually think Jalen Hurts is good enough as a quarterback that when somebody dares him to do that, he could say, 'Fuck you, I will beat you as a quarterback.' And then stay in the pocket and throw for like 300 yards and three touchdowns.
PFT CommenterThe Jaguars would be the second-best team in football if they win in Denver
If they win this game in Denver, I would put them maybe second in the power rankings behind the Jets.