Russian tortoises are the only type of tortoise to ever go to the moon
This type of tortoise [Russian tortoise] is actually the only type of tortoise to ever go to the moon.
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View episodeThe Pelicans would have beaten the Lakers if Zion Williamson had stayed in the game
I think the Pelicans win that game if Zion stays in the game. They had, Brandon Ingram wasn't good... and Zion was like, I'm putting the whole team on my back. And he almost beat the Lakers by himself.
The Lakers are going to beat the Nuggets in their playoff series
I think they could beat the Nuggets... Championship experience, you know... [They've] got the best players of all time. Anthony Davis, All-Stars, All-NBA players. Why not?
The Sacramento Kings have no chance against the Oklahoma City Thunder if they match up in the playoffs
I don't think that they [the Kings] have a chance against the Thunder, but I want them to be good.
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I don't think we ever actually closed the Chiefs' window. I think Mahomes was just in bed because he was injured, far away from the window.
Mahomes will be back to himself by season's end
By the end of this season, Mahomes is gonna be back to being Mahomes.
The Oregon loss could turn Dan Lanning into a psychopath
I don't think that Dan Lanning has slept since that loss. I think Dan Lanning has turned into an absolute psycho because of this loss. He's sick. It actually might be a dangerous thing for the rest of the Big Ten that Oregon lost that game.