Russian tortoises are the only type of tortoise to ever go to the moon
This type of tortoise [Russian tortoise] is actually the only type of tortoise to ever go to the moon.
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View episodeThe Pelicans would have beaten the Lakers if Zion Williamson had stayed in the game
I think the Pelicans win that game if Zion stays in the game. They had, Brandon Ingram wasn't good... and Zion was like, I'm putting the whole team on my back. And he almost beat the Lakers by himself.
The Lakers are going to beat the Nuggets in their playoff series
I think they could beat the Nuggets... Championship experience, you know... [They've] got the best players of all time. Anthony Davis, All-Stars, All-NBA players. Why not?
The Sacramento Kings have no chance against the Oklahoma City Thunder if they match up in the playoffs
I don't think that they [the Kings] have a chance against the Thunder, but I want them to be good.
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Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.
Victor Wembanyama is a disappointment if he doesn't win seven championships
He has to win a minimum seven championships... has to. If he doesn't, disappointment.
Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner are going to have sex with each other because of their mutual respect
These guys are gonna fuck if they haven't fucked already. Holy shit. They're, they respect each other so much as competitors and as rivals, they're going to fuck each other. It's not even a question.