The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

I'm officially calling for a Game 7 between the Celtics and Sixers

The Celtics should blow 'em out in game six, but somehow they're gonna lose. And we're going to game seven. I've resigned to the fact that they're not [winning game six].

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

Kevin Durant's burner accounts were a legitimate internal distraction for the Rockets

The reporting was that the alleged burner accounts that KD had were a significant distraction for the rockets. ... This is an actual real problem if he's talking this much shit about his teammates.

The Timberwolves might be able to beat the Spurs even without Anthony Edwards

I would not be shocked if the Timberwolves did beat the Spurs. I think they might be able to... they beat the Nuggets without him. The Timberwolves are an insanely well coached team.

Michael Porter Jr. was more important to the Nuggets' championship than Aaron Gordon

I think Michael Porter Jr. was such a big part of their formula when they won. He was a more important part of that team than Aaron Gordon was. When he left and everybody was like, Aaron Gordon is stepping into the Michael Porter Jr. role as the clear third option — they miss him. They miss Porter.