The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

I'm officially calling for a Game 7 between the Celtics and Sixers

The Celtics should blow 'em out in game six, but somehow they're gonna lose. And we're going to game seven. I've resigned to the fact that they're not [winning game six].

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

The New York Knicks championship feels like the biggest one in recent NBA history because of how long the city has waited.

I have seen some New York Knicks fans saying that this championship for them feels like three or four for another franchise just because of how much it means to the city and how long they've waited for it. [...] It definitely feels like more, it feels like the biggest one outta that run where we've got like a new champion every year.

Trae Young will re-sign with the Wizards on a team-friendly deal to help build a championship roster.

I'm pretty sure Trae Young is gonna leave technically in free agency. He's gonna become a free agent then he is gonna sign like a three-year deal for a lower average annual value than 48.97. So he wants to stick around and maybe, listen, we just saw what the New York Knicks did with Jalen Brunson taking a pay cut.

The Washington Wizards are going to become the Knicks' next big rival and win a championship in the next five years.

He's gonna be back. Everything will be fine. We're gonna become the next rival to the Knicks. We're probably gonna win a championship in the next five years. We're gonna have a better parade.