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The alpha move on a banana boat is sitting in the front

I would say that the alpha move is sitting at the front of the banana boat... if you're sitting up front, you're the guy that's having a blast. Everybody else is just dealing with your runoffs.

This is a subjective debate about banana boat etiquette.

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Jun 29, 2016
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Kevin Durant will end up staying with the Oklahoma City Thunder

NBA free agency is here, and that means one thing... it's going to be Kevin Durant mania, even though he's going to end up just going back to Oklahoma City.

Kevin Durant famously announced his decision to leave the Thunder and sign with the Golden State Warriors on July 4, 2016.
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Jun 29, 2016
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Every NBA team that fails to recruit Kevin Durant should be forced to have Harrison Barnes play for them for one week as punishment

I was going to say every team that doesn't get Kevin Durant to play for him should have to have Harrison Barnes, like, play one week for them next year. That's their point. So that way you've got a little, like, skin in the game... if you fail in their recruiting.

This is a satirical suggestion and not a literal prediction or claim.
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Jun 29, 2016
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The Los Angeles Clippers are actually a Temecula team

I've never been to the Staples Center, but I'm kind of an L.A. Clippers truther. I don't think that the Clippers actually play in that city. I think they're, like, more of a Temecula team.

The Clippers play in Los Angeles at the Staples Center (now Crypto.com Arena).

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The Rays are playing an exciting brand of baseball

It's a very, very exciting brand of baseball. And I'm gonna miss it when it's over. So I did not wanna sweep, so thank you.

This is a subjective assessment of style and cannot be definitively judged.
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The Cowboys are a bad football team

The Cowboys are a bad football team. And I can't wait for people to start to say like, this is when, look at the schedule. Dallas is gonna put some wins together.

The quality of a team is partly evaluative, though the season's playoff result could test the narrower claim that Dallas is not a serious championship threat.
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Performance-enhancing drug shortages may explain dominant teams falling off

There started to be severe, severe supply chain issues when it came to performance enhancing drugs and peptide shipments coming to the United States. I just think it's interesting.

This speculative causal theory is not established by the transcript or otherwise verifiable from the available context.