"The band Toto is responsible for more deaths than Hitler because 'blessing the rains' caused African hurricanes" — PFT Commenter

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The band Toto is responsible for more deaths than Hitler because 'blessing the rains' caused African hurricanes

I was going to say they all form, or the Atlantic ones do, they form right off the west coast of Africa, and it's those assholes from that band Toto when they blessed the rains over there. They just turned all the rains in Africa into hurricanes. Toto the band is responsible for killing more people than Hitler.

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Musically 'blessing' rain does not literally cause hurricanes, nor does the band's death toll exceed that of the Holocaust.

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The Red Sox Apple Watch scandal is good for baseball because it fuels the Yankees rivalry

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