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AJ Hawk & Canelo Alvarez
The Red Sox cheat (allegedly) and the Yankees are accusing them of illegal apple watch use ( - ). Talking Soccer for the HUGE result in Honduras ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). AJ Hawk joins the show to talk about his first year post football, his new Barstool Football Podcast "Laces Out", calling the Liberty/Baylor game, and the Vontaze Burfict suspension ( - ). Boxer Canelo Alvarez joins the show to talk about his big fight on September 17th and what it's like being the first ever Pardon My Take interview en espanol ( - ). Segments include PR 101 for Willson Contreras DM'ing pornstars, Bad Visual for Bryce Harper's new hair, Talking Tennis, Explain it to Big Cat, and Guys on Chicks with a special bonus "Hank forgot about his fantasy draft so we helped draft his team for him mid show".
Recap
HankEveryone in MLB is stealing signs, and the Red Sox cheating isn't a big deal
I mean, shit happens in MLB. Everyone's stealing signs. It's a constant back and forth of teams stealing each other's signs.
PFT CommenterMillennials have ruined the tradition of cheating in baseball
Millennials have ruined cheating in baseball. That's what I'm taking out of the story.
Big CatThe Red Sox Apple Watch scandal is good for baseball because it fuels the Yankees rivalry
Baseball needs rivalries. Red Sox-Yankees has been simmering. This kind of brings it up a notch.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
PFT CommenterRelationships that survive the first four months of football season are destined for marriage
If you can make it through the first four months of football season with a new fling, you're basically going to get married.
Big CatLes Miles is coming for Magic Johnson's title as the most obvious tweeter on the internet
Magic, you're on the hot seat. If Les [Miles] starts figuring out how to predict MVPs and stuff, Magic might be out of a job.
Interview
AJ HawkThe Vontaze Burfict preseason hit was clean football, not a suspension-worthy hit
It wasn't really head-to-head. ... You come across the middle, that's my zone. You don't come across the middle and you get your head taken off. That's like when football was football.
AJ HawkThe Super Bowl will feature the Patriots against either the Falcons or the Packers
I'm going Patriots on the AFC. They will play—they're going to play either the Falcons or the Packers.
Pr 101
Big CatWillson Contreras sliding into Mia Khalifa's DMs was just a man looking for a friend
He doesn't even need PR 101 because if you read the DMs, he's just looking for a friend. ... He said, 'I just want me friend.' ... So guess what? Willson Contreras, you're fine in my book.
Talking Tennis
PFT CommenterRoger Federer will beat Rafael Nadal at the US Open
I'm going to go Federer.
Explain It To Big Cat
PFT CommenterThe band Toto is responsible for more deaths than Hitler because of their songs about rain
It's those assholes from that band Toto when they blessed the rains over there. They just turned all the rains in Africa into hurricanes. Toto the band is responsible for killing more people than Hitler.
Guys On Chicks
PFT CommenterAss-eating season is over and toe-sucking season has returned
Ass-eating's over. I'm calling it. I think toe-sucking season's back. Toe-sucking's back in, guys.