The black cat on Monday Night Football was a plant by the NFL to distract the public from Conan the military dog
I couldn't help but wonder with all the news last week about [Conan] the dog that took down ISIS—he was on all the news stories, he's basically the main center of America's focus—if it was a little too convenient that the very next Monday Night Football game a cat took center stage. I think it's a plant.
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