CBB Preview With Jon Rothstein, Cat Streaker On MNF, Mike Francesa Farted + Guys On Chicks
Monday Night Football was stolen by a black cat. Daniel Jones loves turnover. Pat Shurmur remains an idiot and Hank will adopt the black cat if we can find it. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Chargers. (-) College Basketball Preview with Jon Rothstein plus planning his wedding and work shopping new Rothsteinisms. (-) Segments include Who Farted for Mike Francesa, (-) Sabermetrics, (2-) PR 101 for Jermaine Whitehead,(-) a special guest PMT Sports Biz Minute (-) and Guys on Chicks. (-)
Recap
Big CatNFL coaches who challenge pass interference are fucking morons
If you're a coach and you challenge pass interference you are a fucking moron. All that the rule has done is just figured out which coaches were dumb and it's given more time for advertisements for the NFL.
PFT CommenterDaniel Jones is just a slightly shittier update of the Eli Manning model
Daniel Jones, who is he really is Eli Manning if Eli Manning like he just a little bit shittier version. They updated the model and he has the same type of fumbles interceptions. He can run a little bit.
Big CatDaniel Jones needs a vice like smoking or video poker to improve his play
I think Daniel Jones biggest problem is I don't think he has a vice. I think he needs to maybe be a smoker or I don't know like video poker or something a gamer. Because it just feels like he's a little too plain. His vice is literally just throwing interceptions. So you need to shift that vice to something else.
Big CatPat Shurmur will be fired after this season
I feel like this is probably the he's gonna be done after this year. You have to move on and yeah Pat Shurmur... it's all kind of coming to a head.
Big CatThe Giants are officially cursed by the black cat and I will bet against them every game
If you see a cat run across your home field during a game you just gotta you cursed at that point. I am Burn It To The Ground I'm going to bet against the Giants every single game for us to seize.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatAnthony Davis will sign with the Bulls in free agency next year
Anthony Davis was at like a school speaking... and he called Chicago the mecca. And he said they asked about like him coming back to Chicago to play and he said I am a free agent next year, but we will see. Door is wide open. Those are just fans already sick LeBron. Those are just facts.
HankThe word 'Boomer' has jumped the shark
Boomer just the word Boomer has invaded like meme and American culture to a point where like I'm sick of it. It's kind of jumped the shark a little bit. But now it's at one of those things where it's like so mainstream it's like harambee after like two months where I was funny in the beginning.
PFT CommenterImagine Dragons music should be in the public domain
I think if it's Imagine Dragons Imagine Dragons should just be in the public domain there should not be the other attack. They got to protect their art like what those guys make beautiful beautiful art Imagine Dragons The Beatles Mozart and happy birthday.
Big CatAngela Duckworth is just monetizing the fact that untalented people are too dumb to quit
I saw who wrote the study and it was Angela Duckworth Who is the lady that wrote the grit book. She is grit exploitation. She is the big grit industrial complex. Most of us out there learn to appreciate grit because we had to because we lack talent and sports... we're also dumb enough to not quit. So therefore that's a good quality and I'm going to call it grit and she comes along and she's trying to make money off it.
Interview
Big CatCoach K is not as good a head coach as Roy Williams
I think that Coach K is not as good a head coach as coach Williams has interesting. I think if you look at what Coach K's tenure at Duke... While Roy Williams has been at UNC by any measurement. You can say that Roy Williams has been more successful.
PFT CommenterTom Izzo is overrated because he hasn't won a title since 2000
Tom Izzo is overrated. That's because he's other... He just hasn't won the big one. This is coasting. He's coasting.
Did He Fart
Big CatMike Francesa definitely farted on air
This is well. There's a two parts that he definitely farted. Number one. That's not a question. He then also in like the last play he had he farted on Tuesday and announced his retirement on Wednesday. That's how quickly it happens.
Sabermetrics
PFT CommenterMarc Trestman's start to his NFL coaching career was statistically better than Matt Nagy's
Through 23 games and their NFL career one coach has 7,472 yards of offense the Has 7,887 yards of offense... Congrats? You took Marc Trestman. One was Matt Nagy and the other was Marc Trestman. That's interesting.
Pr 101
Big CatIf you are threatening to fight someone on Twitter, you must give your home address, not the team facility
My problem with what [Jermaine Whitehead] did. Not that he threatened people... My problem is he said meet me at this address and then gave the facility address. If you tell someone to meet you somewhere. It has to be your house, right? Man up.
Big CatNFL players can't just claim to have a broken hand on social media if it's not on the injury report
He's joking playing with a broken hand because that's something you like should actually be able to tell everyone like hey actually have a broken hand. They're making me play was he on the injury report? No, I don't know. So middle Freddie kitchens might be in trouble.
PMT DB