"The Capitals will sweep every round of the 2017 postseason and won't lose a game" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Apr 3, 2017

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The Capitals will sweep every round of the 2017 postseason and won't lose a game

I'm going to need to go to some Caps games. They're only going to be four per round because they're going to sweep. They're probably not going to lose a game this entire postseason.

Prediction Hockey ScorchingSarcastic

The Capitals lost in the second round to the Penguins (4-3). They definitely didn't sweep the postseason.

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Take Slip·Apr 3, 2017

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PFT Commenter

The 2017 UConn women's team are frauds

The UConn women's team lost. So they're bad for college basketball, but for a different way because they're frauds now. So I'm the first person on the Fire Gino train.

Opinion CBB ScorchingSarcastic

The UConn women had won 111 straight games before this loss; calling them 'frauds' is purely satirical.

Loss

Take Slip·Apr 3, 2017

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Hank

The Red Sox and Mariners will meet in the ALCS, the Cubs and Mets in the NLCS, and the Red Sox will beat the Mets in the World Series

I think the Red Sox and the Mariners are going to be in the ALCS... Cubs-Mets [in the NLCS]... Red Sox-Mets [World Series].

Prediction Baseball Medium

The 2017 World Series was Astros vs. Dodgers. The Mariners didn't make the playoffs, and the Mets finished 70-92.

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Take Slip·Apr 3, 2017·Picks

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PFT Commenter

The Nationals will win the 2017 World Series

I've got the Nats and the Dodgers [in the NLCS]... and then I'm going with the Red Sox [in the AL]... Red Sox-Nats [World Series]. World Series champion? Nats.