The Dolphins will hit the Over on their 2019 win total
The fact that there was only one person that picked their team to finish with a worse record than Vegas, that means that we have to take the over for the Dolphins. We got to fucking hammer that over on Dolphins.
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View episodeThe Buccaneers got screwed by the NFL schedule
The Bucs got fucked. The Tampa Bay fucking years. They are away from home for like two months in a row. They're taking like a semester off. They're going to away games by week, London, two more away games. That's a lot of probation officers that Jameis Winston has to notify.
The Patriots dynasty is officially ending in the 2019 season
This is the year that the Patriots dynasty is officially over. This is the end. This is the end. It's got to be the end. This is the end. I can smell it.
The Dolphins will start 0-4 and Ryan Fitzpatrick's 'magic' is finished
The Dolphins have to play their first four games against playoff teams. I'm going to do a pre-related RIP to Fitzmagic. I don't even know if Fitzmagic is going to get off the ground this year... there's no way that they win a game, they're gonna go 0-4.
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View profileJMU may not win again until the dog-poop bettor returns
JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.
The Wizards are a one-through-eight seed team
I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.
The Falcons can expose the 49ers defense
They might not actually be as good as we think they are on defense. I don't hate the Falcons at all in this game.