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PFT CommenterThe Memphis Grizzlies are a front for a crystal meth manufacturing operation
The Memphis Grizzlies are very obviously just a front for crystal meth manufacturing. Like that's — it's the perfect move to pay Mike Conley $150 million. It's obviously money laundering. They had [Matt] Barnes. They had Birdman. Chandler Parsons. The Grizzlies are just a drug operation.
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Big CatChoking to death on a hot dog during a competition would be a hilarious way to die
I actually am OK if I die because I think that would be a hilarious way for me to die. You know what? God, take me, choke a hot dog down my throat, whatever.
PFT CommenterBig Cat's best hot dog strategy is to eat 6-7 dogs immediately to secure a legendary screen cap
You need to get out to a hot start, just like shovel six or seven hot dogs in your mouth at the start. And that way you've got the screen cap for the rest of your life that shows like Dan Katz, eight hot dogs, Joey Chestnut, two.
Big CatThe Fourth of July is the drunkest weekend of the year
Fourth of July weekend is maybe the drunkest weekend of the year. Everyone's out. Everyone's summer. It really is like who can drink the most beers all weekend long.
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View profilePFT CommenterJMU may not win again until the dog-poop bettor returns
JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.
PFT CommenterThe Wizards are a one-through-eight seed team
I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.
PFT CommenterThe Falcons can expose the 49ers defense
They might not actually be as good as we think they are on defense. I don't hate the Falcons at all in this game.