The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

I'm officially calling for a Game 7 between the Celtics and Sixers

The Celtics should blow 'em out in game six, but somehow they're gonna lose. And we're going to game seven. I've resigned to the fact that they're not [winning game six].

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

Victor Wembanyama needs to gain 60 pounds at Golden Corral to succeed next season

Mitchell Robinson on that free throw. It was just, just manhandling [Wembanyama]. Wemby's gonna come back next year. Hey Wemby, don't, don't go to a monastery. Maybe this obviously just go hang out at like a Golden Corral. Yeah. Put on like 60 pounds, because Mitchell Robinson just ate him up.

New York City should put a 200-foot Jalen Brunson jersey on the Statue of Liberty

I think, you know, there's all the, all the statue talk is going on right now. We're jumping to the statue. Do we want the Jalen Brunson statue? Do we want the entire starting five statue? Who do we want on the statue? My idea was New York should just make a giant Jalen Brunson jersey. Like I'm talking 200 feet. And put it on the Statue of Liberty. Hang it from her. And then replace the torch with the basketball.

Jalen Brunson is objectively a better New York Knick than Patrick Ewing because he won a title

[Rick Brunson saying Patrick Ewing is the best Nick] is not true. It's just objectively not true right now. 'cause Jalen Brunson won a title.