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Dec 30, 2016·Bortles Wikipedia Club
#9934
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The only way to avoid male pattern baldness is to murder your grandfather before he loses his hair

Yeah, the only way to not inherit male pattern baldness from your mom's father is if you murder him before he goes bald.

Biologically, murdering someone does not change the genetic traits you have already inherited from them.

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Push
Dec 30, 2016
#27155
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I'm the reason people like Joe Buck now

two-time Joe Buck, who people like him now because of us, I'm just gonna say it.

While Joe Buck's popularity did see a resurgence around this time, attributing it solely to PMT is a classic host exaggeration.
Win
Dec 30, 2016
#9933
Big CatBig Cat

Pardon My Take is responsible for making punting cool again

Did we bring punting back? Yeah, we made punting cool again. I've seen it everywhere since Punt Week. Ooh, punters this, punters that. These punters, they're so cool.

PMT definitely played a huge role in the 'Punters are People Too' and punter-celebrity culture in the mid-2010s.
Push
Dec 30, 2016
#27157
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

My interview with the Vikings players actually built a wing of a children's hospital

The interview that actually built a wing of a children's hospital and saved children's lives.

PMT fans did raise significant funds for the Kyle Rudolph Endowed Family Center, but they didn't literally build a whole wing of a hospital single-handedly.

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Void
Sep 14, 2026
#31393
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Saints had the best loss of Week 1

I think this was the best loss of the week. Number two right now would be the Houston Texans.

This is an evaluative opinion about the quality of a loss, not an objectively resolvable claim.
Open
Sep 14, 2026
#31398
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Cam Ward may not be the guy

I want Cam Ward to be better than he is because he seems like he's locked in. He's a good story. I don't know if he's gonna be the guy or not. I want him to be. But every week I feel like I get further and further from thinking that he is.

Cam Ward's eventual status as Tennessee's long-term quarterback has not been resolved.
Open
Sep 14, 2026
#31400
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Dolphins will get their first win on November 1

November 1st is what I'm saying for the Dolphins' first win.

The Dolphins' first win of the 2026 season has not been resolved in the available context.