The only way to avoid male pattern baldness is to murder your grandfather before he loses his hair
Yeah, the only way to not inherit male pattern baldness from your mom's father is if you murder him before he goes bald.
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two-time Joe Buck, who people like him now because of us, I'm just gonna say it.
Pardon My Take is responsible for making punting cool again
Did we bring punting back? Yeah, we made punting cool again. I've seen it everywhere since Punt Week. Ooh, punters this, punters that. These punters, they're so cool.
My interview with the Vikings players actually built a wing of a children's hospital
The interview that actually built a wing of a children's hospital and saved children's lives.
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View profileDuke would have won the National Championship by 50 points if they had reached the final.
I think if Duke plays in the championship game, they win by 50. Easily. That was a wasted opportunity.
Michigan is already the favorite to win the National Championship again next season.
Michigan I think is right now the favorites to win next season. Tough to win back to back, but he has to hit the portal. He has to be active... which he already is.
College basketball is now 'pay to win' and that's unsustainable
It's a pay to win tournament. Like basketball is ruined. Unsustainable. Yeah, that's the new word that I keep hearing.