"The Packers are essentially ISIS for Jordy Nelson wearing a Kevlar vest" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jan 23, 2017·Respect the Biz

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The Packers are essentially ISIS for Jordy Nelson wearing a Kevlar vest

This is a respect to biz for Jordy Nelson to start respecting the military more. It's stolen valor for him to be wearing body armor without actually getting shot at during the game. ... Basically the Packers are ISIS.

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This is a satirical insult, not a factual claim.

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Take Slip·Jan 23, 2017·Fastest Two Minutes

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Big Cat

The Patriots will win Super Bowl 51 and cover the three-point spread

I'm taking the Patriots minus the three points in the big game. ... Patriots 36, [Falcons] 17.

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The Patriots won Super Bowl 51 34-28, covering the 3-point spread, though the final score was different than his prediction.

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Take Slip·Jan 23, 2017

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Big Cat

The Patriots are a better team without Rob Gronkowski

The Patriots being a better team without Gronk. Someone's going to write that.

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The Patriots went on to win Super Bowl LI without Gronkowski, lending some literal truth to the idea they could win it all without him, though few would argue they were 'better'.

Win

Take Slip·Jan 23, 2017

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PFT Commenter

Matt Ryan is an elite quarterback

We're going to get Is Matt Ryan Elite. Ooh, yes. It's already started a little bit. We called it a couple weeks ago. That's going to be a huge one.

Opinion Football Medium

Matt Ryan won the NFL MVP award for the 2016 season and led the Falcons to the Super Bowl, which is the definition of an elite season.