"The Vikings will finish 25th in the NFL and stink" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019·Power Rankings

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The Vikings will finish 25th in the NFL and stink

Vikings at 14. Vikings are going to finish 25th. Kirk Cousins is on a perfectly average... I think they might finish even lower because the slaughter curse.

Prediction Football Hot

The Vikings finished with a 10-6 record, well above 25th in the league, and defeated the Saints in the playoffs.

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PFT Commenter

Antonio Brown is all the way back and going to be unstoppable

Antonio Brown at the Hard Knocks bump. Yes. He looks like he's all the way back and it's going to be unstoppable.

Prediction Football Medium

Antonio Brown never played a regular-season game for the Raiders and his season was a total disaster due to off-field issues and conduct.

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Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019

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Big Cat

The 2019 season of Hard Knocks earns a score of 2.8 out of 5 balls

Finale of Hard Knocks. Balls, I'm giving it two point eight balls. Five ball system. I'd say two and a half if it wasn't very good... Jon Gruden saved it.

Opinion Media Mild Subjective

The ball scale is a subjective rating system used by the show to evaluate media and events.

Void

Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019

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Big Cat

Mark Davis is a legitimate draw who puts 'asses in the seats' because people are fascinated by his appearance

Mark Davis puts asses in the seats. That's a fact. Yeah. It's true. It's one way or the other whether you're repulsed or [intrigued]... you will want to show up to look at watch Mark Davis's ass on a seat standing in an office.

Opinion Football Medium Subjective

Whether an owner's appearance draws ticket sales is inherently subjective, though the Raiders did successfully move to a sold-out stadium in Vegas shortly after.