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Jerry Ferrara (Turtle From Entourage), Hard Knocks Finale, And Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, September 4, 201911 takes

Hard Knocks season finale and the season was saved by Gruden. Luke Willson did us a sold even while getting cut. Zeke Watch and Jared Goff got paid. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (-) Jerry Ferrara aka Turtle from Entourage joins the show to talk about Entourage, New York sports fandom, e-gaming, and his pick up game. (-) Segments include Power Rankings of Pete Prisco's shitty power rankings, (-) Federer lost, Mike Wilbon name drop, (-) Thoughts and Prayers Chris Jericho,(-) and Guys on Chicks, is it ok to lock the door on your significant other while showering.(-)

Recap

Loss
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Antonio Brown is all the way back and going to be unstoppable

Antonio Brown at the Hard Knocks bump. Yes. He looks like he's all the way back and it's going to be unstoppable.

Antonio Brown never played a regular-season game for the Raiders and his season was a total disaster due to off-field issues and conduct.
Win
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Ezekiel Elliott is definitely going to play on Sunday

I am I feel like is this crazy to say but anytime a guy [Zeke] like he's gonna play on Sunday. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you will.

Ezekiel Elliott signed his contract extension the day this episode aired and played against the Giants that Sunday.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

Win
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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HankHank

The Mets' season is officially over after their 7-run ninth-inning collapse

My hot seat is Mets... They blow a 7-run lead in the ninth... it's clearly over.

The Mets finished 3rd in the NL East and missed the playoffs in 2019.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Jaguars (+3.5) will beat the Chiefs in Week 1

Every jackass out there is going to be better on the Chiefs. Not me. I'm going to take the Jags and win because I'm smart.

The Chiefs beat the Jaguars 40-26 on September 8, 2019.
Win
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

The Eagles, Seahawks, and Ravens moneyline parlay is a lock that cannot lose

The Philadelphia Eagles at home against the our words [Redskins] win. Seahawks at home against the Bengals. The Ravens in Miami. All the money line parley even money. How does that lose? It cannot lose.

The Eagles (32-27), Seahawks (21-20), and Ravens (59-10) all won their respective Week 1 games.

Interview

Push
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019
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Jerry FerraraJerry Ferrara

Eli Manning deserves to start for the Giants and shouldn't be benched for the rookie yet

I'm gonna say Eli [over Daniel Jones]... I think he deserves... after the way he was benched two years ago, I think he deserves... One Last [run]. I don't know if you want to throw the rookie in right away.

Eli Manning was benched for Daniel Jones after an 0-2 start to the season, so Ferrara's hope for a longer run didn't happen, though Eli did start initially.
Open
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019
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Jerry FerraraJerry Ferrara

The Knicks will make an Eastern Conference Finals in my lifetime

Will the Knicks make an Eastern Conference Finals in your lifetime? I'm gonna say yes, but I think I'm being too optimistic about that.

As of 2024, the Knicks have not made an Eastern Conference Finals since 2000.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019
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Jerry FerraraJerry Ferrara

The Yankees will win the World Series this year

Yankees gonna win the World Series? I really think they are. This feels [right]. I feel like in couple of years past last two three years, we've been optimistic... I feel like we're [due].

The Yankees lost to the Houston Astros in the 2019 ALCS. The Washington Nationals won the World Series.

Null

Void
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019·Null
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Big CatBig Cat

Novak Djokovic is the GOAT of tennis over Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal

I hate to say this but Novak's got to into slams in 2019. Federer has none. So he's better right now... he is the goat. All right, and he beat him in Wimbledon. No big deal.

Djokovic now holds the record for most Grand Slam titles and most weeks at number one, making this take arguably correct in the long term.

Power Rankings

Void
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019·Power Rankings
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Big CatBig Cat

Philip Rivers would have won six Super Bowls if he played for the Steelers instead of Ben Roethlisberger

I actually think that if you put Phil rivers on the Pittsburgh Steelers instead of Ben Roethlisberger, they probably would have won like six Super Bowls. Philip Rivers was the best quarterback in that draft.

This is a hypothetical 'what if' scenario that can never be proven.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 4, 2019·Power Rankings
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Vikings will finish 25th in the NFL and stink

Vikings at 14. Vikings are going to finish 25th. Kirk Cousins is on a perfectly average... I think they might finish even lower because the slaughter curse.

The Vikings finished with a 10-6 record, well above 25th in the league, and defeated the Saints in the playoffs.