The Wizards should draft Caitlin Clark to sell tickets
Why don't the [Wizards] draft Caitlin Clark? I think she'd sell tickets. I think she'd sell tickets. Now is, is she at the ability level to be an NBA player? No. Obviously not. But sell tickets. She can go out there, there ball and hoop. She can hit a couple threes.
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What I'm saying for [Jalen Williams] is he should not say he's never gonna drink again. Because you should drink just only when you win an NBA championship. I'll see you next year beer.
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JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.
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I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.
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