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Tiger Woods handing Justin Thomas a tampon at the Genesis Invitational shows 'tremendous progress' for him.

If the limits of Tiger Woods's misogyny are now that he's giving his playing partner a tampon on a whole, we've made tremendous progress. That's with Tiger Woods. Like Tiger. This should be, this should be commended that this is all that Tiger Woods is doing now.

Subjective and satirical analysis of a celebrity's public behavior.

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Feb 20, 2023
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I have the golf bug now and I'm a 'big-time pro' after my vacation to Mexico.

I played a little golf. I'm a big time pro now. I got the bug. I got the golf bug. That's my big takeaway. Same. You let me take one vacation and and play golf for about six hours. And all of a sudden I'm like fully in, fully back in on golf.

PFT is not actually a professional golfer.
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Feb 20, 2023
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Christian Yelich looks like Jackson Mahomes

I got a vacation take. Taking a thought of over vacation. Okay. Christian Yelich. Looks like Jackson Mahomes.

Purely subjective visual opinion.
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Feb 20, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

Mac McClung is a legend and saved the dunk contest

Mac McClung has saved it. Philly finally has a championship shout out title town... Mack McClung, like it was legitimately, I watched it... The lead up to the dunk contest, he was guaranteeing that he was gonna put on a show and then he put it on and everyone's like, who the fuck is this guy? It's Mack McClung. He's a legend.

The 2023 Dunk Contest was widely praised as the best in years specifically because of McClung.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.