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Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner will break up during March Madness because he'll be too focused on basketball.

Kylie's probably gonna break up with him during the tournament. He's gonna be like, sorry babe, I gotta watch, I gotta watch Ball. You understand?

A joke about celebrity relationships and basketball fandom.

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Mar 12, 2025
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MemesMemes

The ceiling for the Jets with Justin Fields as quarterback next year is nine wins

I checked in with memes yesterday after [the Justin Fields trade] happened... And I asked him, what's the, what's the ceiling of the Jets with Justin Fields next year? He said nine and eight.

The Jets with Justin Fields finished 3-14, far worse than the 9-8 ceiling.
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Daniel Jones joining the Colts follows the Manning brothers' career arc and he will be QB1 by mid-September.

He's doing the, the Manning Brothers career arc is what he's gonna do. ... Daniel Jones might be QB one by by mid-September. ... also, there was an immediate Chris Berman that came to my brain when I saw this. He's just Indiana Jones.

The Manning comparison is a joke, and Jones likely won't start over Richardson.
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Mar 12, 2025
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If a team has to fix all its holes through free agency, they are fundamentally a bad team

My take on free agency is if you have to, 'cause everyone's like, oh, they're off season champs again... If you have to fix all the holes, that means you're a bad team if you have to, if you have to go into free agency.

This is a subjective philosophy on roster construction common in sports analysis.

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Duke would have won the National Championship by 50 points if they had reached the final.

I think if Duke plays in the championship game, they win by 50. Easily. That was a wasted opportunity.

This is a hyperbolic counterfactual that cannot be proven, making it subjective.
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Michigan is already the favorite to win the National Championship again next season.

Michigan I think is right now the favorites to win next season. Tough to win back to back, but he has to hit the portal. He has to be active... which he already is.

This is a prediction for the next college basketball season.
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College basketball is now 'pay to win' and that's unsustainable

It's a pay to win tournament. Like basketball is ruined. Unsustainable. Yeah, that's the new word that I keep hearing.

Subjective opinion about the direction of college sports governance.

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