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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, March 12, 202521 takes

NFL Free Agency has begun and we talk all the big names and winners and losers. Sam Darnold gets paid. The Bears, Patriots and Commanders got better and Memes is ready for Justin Fields in New York (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Tiger Woods tearing his Achilles, Cooper Flagg’s mom being awesome and Big Cat’s 16 game streak coming to an end (-). Michigan Head Coach Dusty May joins the show to talk about March Madness, what happened on Sunday, shooting down Indiana rumors, Danny Wolf, and Dusty’s hobbies outside of basketball (-). Pete Prisco joins us to break down NFL Free Agency and an Italian vs Italian fight over Jalen Hurts (-). We finish with guys on chicks (-).

Dusty May on March Madness and Pete Prisco on NFL Free Agency Chaos

NFL Free Agency is in full swing and the league is officially upside down. Sam Darnold is a hundred-million-dollar man in Seattle, and the New York Jets finally have their guy in Justin Fields. While Bears fans are officially in the Caleb Williams era, Memes is trying to stay grounded about his new signal-caller in the Meadowlands.

Loss
Mar 12, 2025
#13201
MemesMemes

The ceiling for the Jets with Justin Fields as quarterback next year is nine wins

I checked in with memes yesterday after [the Justin Fields trade] happened... And I asked him, what's the, what's the ceiling of the Jets with Justin Fields next year? He said nine and eight.

The Jets with Justin Fields finished 3-14, far worse than the 9-8 ceiling.

Big Cat and PFT break down the biggest moves of the legal tampering period, including the Colts making a splash for Daniel Jones. PFT is convinced that the former Giants quarterback is following a very specific career path in the state of Indiana.

Void
Mar 12, 2025
#13203
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Daniel Jones joining the Colts follows the Manning brothers' career arc and he will be QB1 by mid-September.

He's doing the, the Manning Brothers career arc is what he's gonna do. ... Daniel Jones might be QB one by by mid-September. ... also, there was an immediate Chris Berman that came to my brain when I saw this. He's just Indiana Jones.

The Manning comparison is a joke, and Jones likely won't start over Richardson.

Big Cat isn't necessarily buying into the hype for teams that are active early. While the media loves to crown "offseason champions," there is a darker reality to why those teams have so much cap space to burn in the first place.

Void
Mar 12, 2025
#13199
Big CatBig Cat

If a team has to fix all its holes through free agency, they are fundamentally a bad team

My take on free agency is if you have to, 'cause everyone's like, oh, they're off season champs again... If you have to fix all the holes, that means you're a bad team if you have to, if you have to go into free agency.

This is a subjective philosophy on roster construction common in sports analysis.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hank leads off Hot Seat with a somber update on Tiger Woods, who unfortunately ruptured his Achilles while practicing at home. It’s a brutal blow for the GOAT, and it has the guys questioning if we’ve reached the end of the line for Tiger as a competitive force.

Loss
HankHank

Tiger Woods' career as a competitive golfer is over following his Achilles rupture

My Hot Seat is Tiger Woods... I don't know, but it's clutch foot. It's just injury after injury. It's over. It sucks, but it's over. It's probably over.

Tiger Woods has not suffered a ruptured Achilles in 2024 or early 2025; this is a fictional scenario in the transcript.

On a lighter note, PFT’s Cool Throne is the Big 12 tournament, though it’s a bit of a backhanded compliment. He’s fascinated by the court design, which looks more like a high-fashion accessory than a place to play basketball.

Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Big 12 tournament court is the weirdest looking thing and it sucks to watch on TV.

The Big 12 because they're playing the tournament right now and their court is the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life. And the commissioner of the Big 12 said that it's actually a resounding success because so many people are talking about it. ... it looks like if you've ever put on a VR headset and asks you to scan the room to know where the walls in the floor are, that's what it looks like. ... I feel like if you're a player on the court, you probably don't mind it that much. But if you watch it on tv it sucks ass.

This is an inherently subjective aesthetic opinion.

The guys also get into the power of Timothée Chalamet, who is currently living every man's dream. Big Cat has a theory that if you know ball well enough, the public will forgive literally anything.

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Big CatBig Cat

Knowing ball is a powerful enough skill to change a nation's perception of even the world's worst people.

Timothy Chalamet's proof that you can change an entire nation's perception of you by knowing Ball. If Osama Bin Laden would've declared his love for Miami of Ohio's football program, we would've been like, you know, we can always just rebuild those towers. ... If Kim Jong-un got three picks right on college game day, I'm pretty sure we'd all just be like, that's just our culture.

A hyperbolic satirical claim that cannot be literally evaluated.

Dusty May on Michigan and March

Michigan Head Coach Dusty May joins the show to discuss the Wolverines' outlook heading into the most important two weeks of the year. After a wild senior night dust-up with Michigan State over a logo-kissing incident, Dusty is ready to turn the page. He’s not worried about the team's recent shooting slump, believing the law of averages is about to swing back in their favor.

Push
Mar 12, 2025
#29611
Dusty MayDusty May

Michigan will find their shooting stroke in the tournament after a historical drop-off late in the season.

I believe that we're gonna make some shots. ... over the last 14 games or so, I think we're around 355th or 360th. So there's been a big drop off in shooting. ... But yeah, I think we're gonna make some shots. We were really close yesterday, we generated some good looks that just didn't drop. So I think we're much closer than the scores as indicates as of late.

Michigan did find some shooting in the tournament, winning three games to reach the Sweet 16 (including an upset of 4-seed Texas A&M 91-79). However, they ultimately lost to 1-seed Auburn 78-65 in the Sweet 16. The shooting improved enough for a solid tournament run but not a deep one.

He also spent some time raving about Danny Wolf, the Yale transfer who has become a focal point of the Michigan offense. Dusty believes the big man is just getting started.

Open
Mar 12, 2025
#13211
Dusty MayDusty May

Danny Wolf's basketball ceiling is just scratching the surface

[Danny Wolf] is just scratching the surface to be honest... For his long-term future, and for us, his ability to dribble the ball, make, make difficult passes. I mean, he's, he's got a special, special gift.

The player's development is ongoing.

Of course, the guys had to ask about the rumors linking Dusty to the Indiana job. Between White Boy Rick’s reporting and the constant speculation, Dusty made it very clear where his loyalty lies.

Win
Mar 12, 2025
#29613
Dusty MayDusty May

The rumors about me becoming the next Indiana head coach are total fake news.

I'm gonna go fake news on that one. ... I'm very, very happy at Michigan. I appreciate the opportunity that these guys gave me and I'm excited about the foundation that we've laid in year one.

May signed an extension and stayed at Michigan, confirming the rumors were indeed false.

Pete Prisco Breaks Down Free Agency

Pete Prisco joins the program to do what he does best: remind everyone that the NFL is a business. While fans love to talk about "culture" and "rings," Pete knows what actually moves the needle for the guys in the locker room.

Void
Mar 12, 2025
#13213
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

NFL players prioritize money above Hall of Fame status and Super Bowl rings

Of course it's always about the money... I go around and ask players, rank 'em. I think they all rank first money... then Hall of Fame... and then the ring is third. You know what, they don't sell their money on eBay.

While many players claim otherwise, the financial behavior in free agency supports Prisco's claim.

The interview quickly devolved into a heated Italian-on-Italian confrontation when Max confronted Pete about his Jalen Hurts rankings. Pete didn't back down, doubling down on his take that the Eagles' success is more about the roster than the quarterback. He even suggested he'd take Baker Mayfield over Hurts for the next half-decade.

Void
Mar 12, 2025
#13216
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

Baker Mayfield is a better quarterback than Jalen Hurts and I would take him for the next five years.

Would I take Baker Mayfield over [Jalen Hurts] for the next five years? Yeah... I would take Baker. It's close. They're the same. They're all, like I said, they're in the same grouping. ... I'm not gonna call [Hurts] a weak link of the offense. But if you had to, if number four is the weak link, then he's the weak link of the offense.

Inherently subjective comparison of two active NFL quarterbacks.

Beyond the Eagles drama, Pete looked at the remaining quarterback market and the upcoming draft class. He’s not particularly high on the top of the 2025 class but thinks there is value to be found if teams look in the middle rounds.

Open
Mar 12, 2025
#13218
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

Kyle McCord has a chance to be an NFL starter if drafted in the middle rounds

A guy I would take in the third or fourth round would be McCord from Syracuse... I think McCord has a chance to be, if he draft him a third or fourth round, he can end up being, you know, a starter down the road.

Depends on McCord's draft position and future NFL performance.

Guys on Chicks

The show wraps up with a classic edition of Guys on Chicks. The guys help a listener deal with her boyfriend’s dream of a Browns-themed kitchen, leading Big Cat to suggest a much more practical way to incorporate the team's colors into the home.

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Big CatBig Cat

Brown toilets should be more popular because they hide stains better

Say no Brown's kitchen. Every toilet's brown, brown toilets should be more popular. You hide the stains easy. He, he like, you should be like, listen honey, we'll do every toilet in this house Browns.

This is a subjective preference for bathroom fixtures.

Between the NFL roster moves and the start of conference tournaments, it's officially the best time of the year to be a sports fan.

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More Takes

Void
Mar 12, 2025
#29606
Big CatBig Cat

The Cowboys are officially 'all in' after signing a long snapper to a $4.5 million deal.

Winner and free agency, the Cowboys all in, because I don't know if you guys saw, but they signed a long snapper for three year, 4.4 or $5 million deal. So that's pretty big. He's cooking Jerry's up to something.

The Cowboys did sign a long snapper, but the claim that they are 'all in' is a satirical jab.
Win
Mar 12, 2025
#13205
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Cardinals might move on from Kyler Murray to save the coach's job

Kyler Murray. Do the Cardinals love Kyler Murray? I don't think they should. And you got a coach that might need to shake something up. Keep his job. Keep an eye on the Cardinals.

The Cardinals are indeed moving on from Kyler Murray. After he suffered a season-ending lisfranc injury in Week 5, the team is attempting to trade him and would save $34.7M in cap space. The GM is keeping 'options open' at QB.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner will break up during March Madness because he'll be too focused on basketball.

Kylie's probably gonna break up with him during the tournament. He's gonna be like, sorry babe, I gotta watch, I gotta watch Ball. You understand?

A joke about celebrity relationships and basketball fandom.
Win
Mar 12, 2025
#29607
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers is the only logical move left and he looked like himself late last season.

If it's not Pittsburgh, where is it? The Giants? And it doesn't sound like he wants to do that, so it has to be Pittsburgh. ... Aaron Rodgers finished with 28 touchdown passes last year. ... At the end of the year he started looking like Aaron Rodgers. So I think if Pittsburgh were smart, they find a way to make that work.

Aaron Rodgers did sign with the Pittsburgh Steelers in 2025 free agency, on a 1-year, $13.65 million deal. The prediction that Pittsburgh was the only logical destination proved correct.
Loss
Mar 12, 2025
#29605
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

Michael Penix Jr. is going to be a really good NFL quarterback.

I like the makeup of the offense. I think [Michael] Penix is gonna be really good, but defensively they need to get a pass rusher. And I think that that surprised me a little bit because there were some guys on the market that they could indeed go get.

Pete Prisco predicted Michael Penix Jr. would be 'really good' as an NFL QB. Penix started 9 games for the Falcons going 3-6 before suffering a season-ending partially torn ACL in Week 11. While he showed some promise (low interception rate), the Falcons went 8-9 and missed the playoffs.
Void
Mar 12, 2025
#29608
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

Jalen Hurts is not an elite quarterback and ranks in the 6-15 range, while Jayden Daniels is already elite.

Quarterbacks, there's five elite quarterbacks including Jayden Daniels by the way. There's five right now. Then the rest of them are kind of lump from, from six to 13 or 14. They're all kind of in together. That's the difference. That's what the league is right now. And Jalen Hurts is in six to 15. It's just your preference.

QB rankings are inherently subjective.
Loss
Mar 12, 2025
#29609
Big CatBig Cat

Zach Wilson will be okay in Miami and could go 3-2 if Tua Tagovailoa misses time.

I think Zach Wilson might be okay 'cause Tua [Tagovailoa] is gonna get hurt at some point... I wouldn't be shocked if we see Zach Wilson play in Miami next year. And I think he's gonna play okay. ... I'm saying like, say Tua misses five games. I think Zach Wilson could go three and two.

Big Cat predicted Zach Wilson would play okay if Tua missed time in Miami, suggesting he could go 3-2 in 5 starts. Wilson barely played — he appeared in only 4 games, completing just 6 passes for 32 yards. When the Dolphins benched Tua late in the season, they started rookie Quinn Ewers over Wilson.
Void
Mar 12, 2025
#29610
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Rams offense has no speed and nobody on that side of the ball scares you.

The Rams need to get faster. ... you look at their offense. What do you, what what? They have no speed on that offense. There's none. Nobody scares you. They brought Tutu Atwell back 'cause he is, you know, he's the only speed they have. But everybody plays him in a foam booth. The running back's not fast. The wide receivers aren't fast. They're good players. They're not fast. They gotta get fast.

This is a roster evaluation based on player athletic profiles.

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