Bill Belichick is the type of coach who would cut off his dick one year too early rather than one year too late.

Belichick's the kind of guy who would cut off his dick one year too early instead of one year too late. That's why he's won all those titles. Vrabel is chasing a ghost.

I'm challenging the Bagel Boss guy to a fist fight at Rough N' Rowdy.

I'm challenging him to a fist fight. So I'm trying to track him down. I'm officially challenging him to Rough N' Rowdy if I can find this guy. I would defeat him easily.

Sam Dekker will eventually get signed because there is a bidding war for him.

Sam Decker watch 2019... he's going to get signed. I've heard from numerous teams... Leroy's reporting a lot of sources right now saying that there is a bidding war going on for Sam Dekker.

The 2026 World Cup final was boring and sucked.

It was boring ass soccer. It sucked. It made me thankful that the World Cup's over, that football's back. Now we can get back into real football, which I'm very, very thankful for. But that was actually, I think that was the best way to end the World Cup, because I'm totally fine with no more soccer now.

Fanatics Fest is a cynical place designed only to take money from fans.

It also seems like the most cynical place ever. Like, you can go to an autograph festival or a fan festival and you know that the guys are being paid to be there. And they're still like, happy to see, interact with you, all that shit. It just seems like every single thing about being at that place is just designed to take money from the people that are there.

Bryson DeChambeau is being targeted by selective rule enforcement.

I think that Bryson definitely did it and it's definitely against the rules. And he got caught for it and they enforced it against him because he's a bad boy. He's had some run-ins before. I don't think the R&A or whatever, I don't think they're particularly happy with Bryson right now.