The 2016 Pittsburgh Penguins are the softest and worst team to ever win a Stanley Cup

Congrats to Pittsburgh, right? They are probably the softest team to ever win a Stanley Cup... I think that this Pittsburgh Penguin team is probably the worst team to ever win a Stanley Cup. And we don't even know if they won it. That's how bad they are, that we have no confidence that they're going to win.

The Stanley Cup is the greatest trophy in sports and every trophy should be drinkable

Every time the Stanley Cup champion is crowned, it reminds me that it is the greatest trophy in all of sports, and it's not even close. Every single trophy you should be able to drink out of.

Phil Kessel will celebrate a Stanley Cup win by eating whatever he wants all summer, possibly filling the Cup with queso or hot dog water

Phil Kessel, though, you think he eats now. If he's a Stanley Cup champion, you can eat whatever you want for the rest of the summer... I wouldn't be shocked if that was a story that came out in a couple months or, like I said, just some hot dogs. Like some good old hot dog water and some boiled hot dogs.

Always a Runner will win the Kentucky Oaks

I really like a horse that and an exacta horse that's a 10 to one right now in the program line... and her name is Always a Runner. She's trained by Chad Brown. I think Always a Runner has a great chance to win.

Chief Wallaby is my pick to win the Kentucky Derby

The horse that I picked to win the Kentucky Derby's Chief Wallaby... He's got [Bill] Mott in his corner, the trainer who's three quarters horse. Since the horse has had the blinkers on at Churchill Downs, he has looked like an improved horse. He's really, really looking like he's sitting on a big, big race.

A Japanese horse will win the Kentucky Derby within the next decade

It'll happen. It'll happen within the next decade. Absolutely. [Japan] will win a Derby.